Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

[Red_Spy]

With NinjaCow in the hospital, I take over Russia.

 

[KaiserElectric]

5: You're prayer goes unheard as you bleed out..

You are prayer goes unheard as you bleed out.

Anyway, I use my long-range missiles to attack the hospital NinjaCow is in. Down with the Premier!

 

[Catharsis]

I morph into a bulldozer. Who needs ankles?

 

[Takhisis]

So I am prayer, Abbadon?

I'm still a berserk, we regenerate. It's a passive ability, I don't need a roll for that. Right?

Prayer having failed, I check into hospital.

 

[Boundless]

I use my demonic powers to possess the minds of all players.

 

[Abaddon]

Please actually try an imagine what a demonic power might be rather than simply saying "use demonic power?"

 

[Verarde]

I wake up from my sedation.

 

[SamSniped]

I buy some bomb equipment

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I install cable in my warm mountain castle, so I can watch the chaos in Russia on my TV

 

[NinjaCow64]

I discover that the cure for Liver Failure is drinking more Vodka!

MOAR VODKA!!!

 

[Boundless]

I've edited my turn.

 

[W|M]

I pray to be healed and suddenly teleported to Turkey for a vacation.

 

[KaiserElectric]

 

[Abaddon]

With NinjaCow in the hospital, I take over Russia.

7: You lack the contacts..

I morph into a bulldozer. Who needs ankles?

5: You do, a bulldozer just ran over you!

So I am prayer, Abbadon?

I'm still a berserk, we regenerate. It's a passive ability, I don't need a roll for that. Right?

Prayer having failed, I check into hospital.

6: Its all a little, too late.

I use my demonic powers to possess the minds of all players.

17 (18): You attempt to gain control over their next action..

Roll to Dodge!
3: Catharsis is under your control!
7: electric926 is under your control!
4: SouthernKing is under your control!
16: GamezRule throws off your mind control, draining your health (-4hp)
8:Red_Spy is under your control!
8 (13):Yoshiegg737 fights off your control!
15: west india man throws off your mind control, draining your health (-3hp)
5: Verarde is under your control!
1: SamSniped is under your control FOR THREE TURNS!
5: NinjaCow64 is under your control!


Wowza! Next turn, those who are under control of Boundless need to roll above a 10 or I will ignore your desired action and instead roll again for the action Boundless commands of you.

I wake up from my sedation.

16 (13): You wake up

I buy some bomb equipment

17: You buy several remote detonating bombs.

I install cable in my warm mountain castle, so I can watch the chaos in Russia on my TV

11: Entertaining indeed.

I discover that the cure for Liver Failure is drinking more Vodka!

MOAR VODKA!!!

18: MOAR VODKA!!!

I pray to be healed and suddenly teleported to Turkey for a vacation.

18: Ping!

 

[Catharsis]

I spread a nasty rumour that Boundless is a stinky poo poo face, making her cry and thus freeing from her control any player who hears the rumour.

 

[W|M]

I enjoy my vacation in Turkey very much.

 

[Boundless]

I take control of all players actions once more

Yoshi gives me his rocket boots.
Electric926 gives me his Soviet Atomic Weapons.
Catharsis takes back what he said about me being a poopooface, telling the world I am the greatest woman to ever live.
Sam Sniped gives me all his Remote Bombs
Verarde gives me his health-in-a-pack for me to use.
NinjaCow64 teaches me his vodka powers.
Red_spy gives me power over the soviet union
SouthernKing becomes my slave.

 

[Abaddon]

You don't have control of everyone Boundless... WIM and GamezRulez were uneffected.

 

[Takhisis]

So, I die, Ab? If so, I HAUNT all other players.

 

[Abaddon]

Tak, don't you look at the stats on the first page? You died a few turns ago
Sorry man, but you got seriously crappy rolls!