Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

I avoided your control.
 
I escape from jail and inherit Europe due to a loophole.
 
Oh, Boundless still has control over me? New move then:

Using my telekenesis, I break off Boundless' control over everybody.
 
I die.

I'm leaving the game, sorry. :(
 
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I pull Boundless's hair.

7: You are not close enough to reach

I will forgive Boundless (this time) and simply take my weapons back.

By the way, if she was stunned by Ninja Cow's action, how was she able to mind control me?

1: You open the submarine hatch to go after Boundless, but you are underwater!!! Abandon Ship! (She is stunned)

When I return from my Turkish vacation, I take Boundless on a friendly trip to the Arctic ocean, and then push her in. :evil:

17: In she goes!

I kill myself(I don't have enough time, and my death is inevitable if I don't play, so just kill my character off now)

18: Death :(

I become Premier again.

1: You are found trying to cheat the vote and thrown into Prison, sentenced with death!

I attempt to refine my telekinesis, making it more powerful.

17: You can move reasonably sized objects now.

I usurp SamSniped's place and take over his body from the grave!!!

10: Sadlly not!

I escape from jail and inherit Europe due to a loophole.

10 (9): You have not quite whittled though the bars yet.

I die.

I'm leaving the game, sorry. :(

6: :( Oh Hell, Takhisis, you can take him!

I fortify my castle, which prevents Boundless from ever taking control of me

6: You have nothing to hand to fortify it with.
 
I stop myself from drowning by using my evil devil powers to heat the water until it boils and turns into condensation. Or something.

Edit: do I have control of everyone still?
 
No you don't, and you are in the middle of the ocean dear... trying to swim is more.. logical...
 
Yeah, that might work. Swimming. Good god *face palm*
 
I break down the door of the cell with my telekinesis.
 
I achieve the impossible and bail out my submarine.
 
I find a weapon in prison.
 
I throw a sphere of randomness that explodes affecting every player, giving them -2 to every throw.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
 
I inherit Europe due to a loophole. (after all, I still am Emperor of the French)
 
:popcorn:
 
Abaddon's either been banned or is taking a break...
 
I think he's back tomorrow...
 
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