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what if we all become GMs and run the game as we desire, regardless of the GM's will, eventually establishing dictatorship of the proletariat over the game
 
Good plan Comrade. Let us perform a Democratic Centrist vote on the next move of the Soviet Socialist Republic of This Thread.
 
Time to roll out!


With a firm foothold for our new nation secured, we shall now turn our attention to other matters. This 'Project Wardrobe' sponsored by the 'Imperium' threatens to bring chaos and destruction to our world, whether it be under Manx control or no control at all. This vile project must be stopped by the agents of our Republic, and while we cannot hope to combat them directly, we shall instead send our best spies and covert operations forces to find and disrupt the Project in the womb.

Meanwhile, an army of the Living Dead has occupied New York, and its population lives in terror of its new undead masters. We must put a stop to this, assemble our army, and, with Congress's approval of course, launch a campaign to liberate the people of New York from their necrotic oppressors. The good of all humanity rests on the backs of our men as they march off to battle.

It appears the 'Imperium of Mann' is far stronger than once thought. Their state cult of 'Saber' serves as a dangerous fifth column that threatens the very integrity of our nation. We must assemble the best and brightest of our nation in order to find a way to counteract their strange cult's supposedly divine power, and research any deities that can help us stand up to the might of this 'Imperium'. Any and all methods of combating Saber and her Cult must be researched, lest our glorious democracy fall into ruin and tyrrany.

Finally, in order to remain a competitive power in this new world, we will need to further expand our small yet skilled army. Assemble more volunteers willing to fight for our country, and draft some if need be. We cannot let our glorious democracy fall, especially to autocrats or necrocrats!

I will for the sake of consideration register this as 4 directives.

10: your agents were able to detect notable signs in Newfoundland, Jamacia, Greenland, Iceland, New Zealand and Wales but were unable to determine if they were of Project Wardrobe or not. The Manx intelligence services have not noticed your operations.
10: your forces were slow to mobilise towards the undead of New York.
4: Saber's popularity has been demonstrated; your researchers converted to Saber and now have staged a revolt in your science departments, barricades and all. [your research roll suffers -1 until your solve the Revolting Science crisis]
18: your recruitment campaign was a smashing success, granting your three new divisions, one of which shows particular promise that have specialised in paratrooper operations. [gain +1 to combat rolls and three army divisions: the Howard Bisions 3rd, the 22nd Washington Guard and, most promising, the 202nd Airborn. +1 prestige.]

Yo hoho it seems like these landlubbers are getting too big for their britches, time to launch a preemptive strike on the United States and hold Congress hostage

18: your assault on Washington DC was a particular moment; you have hold the city and its Congress hostage, though the Senate and the Presidency were able to leave. [Congress is now your hostage, gain +1 combat bonus from a successful operation. The Union suffers -1 to administration until it gets DC back. You gain +1 prestige]

gms are bougie, the proletarian classes must rise up and establish a dotp

6: your establishment came to nought. [USSR suffers -1 prestige]

I decrlare myself Il-GM!
LET LOOSE THE MANTIS OF WAR!

6: my friend: are you well? [Poke's next roll must involve the drinking of tea]


1: Dr Charles Jehonathan Kwan has booked you on a lesson on the impracticalities of mech warfare. [all mechs in game -5 to combat]

Announcing myself as GM prime. Please submit actions promptly.

2: The Imperium of Man has arrested you for attempting to claim the power of the GM. [Marcher Jovian is now detained in a jail in Jurby, the Isle of Man]

what if we all become GMs and run the game as we desire, regardless of the GM's will, eventually establishing dictatorship of the proletariat over the game

3: I bring news to you...


[USSR -1 to philosophy rolls until it came solve the GM Ego crisis]

Good plan Comrade. Let us perform a Democratic Centrist vote on the next move of the Soviet Socialist Republic of This Thread.

6: you end up in a deadlock. [Australia suffers -1 prestige]

Turn Γ


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Things remain in deadlock, save for the success of the Undead Army of the Vampire Coast's victory over Washington DC. Will the Union's new army divisions drive both the undead and the Imperium out of America?

Will the other powers counter the tyranny of the D20 rolls?

What will cometh from Project Wardrobe?

Find out soon as our actors continue their performance!
 
So essentially everyone rolls their own dice. Like IOT I.

We have come full circle.
 
what if we all become GMs and run the game as we desire, regardless of the GM's will, eventually establishing dictatorship of the proletariat over the game
joke's on you, nerd, I have no will
 
1: Dr Charles Jehonathan Kwan has booked you on a lesson on the impracticalities of mech warfare. [all mechs in game -5 to combat]
Exqueeze me but that post was clearly OOC. This is textbook GM abuse, brb after I organize a player coup.
 
Congress includes the Senate 0/10 reported for mod abuse

Time for the vampire coast to let loose the dogs of war! Release the scurvy dogs to make mincemeat of US mobility

Conscript Washington DC to our navy. With a little bit of “turning them into undead deckhand mobs” we can make these guys into passable sailors yet

Yargh me matey a pirate belongs on the sea, burn everything we can’t take, board our hostages and set sail. The landlubbers will never catch us on the waves!
 

Our great democracy continues to be threatened by the Undead and the Mann - we are forced to continue to combat these lethal threats to our soverignty with all of our resources and might. Send the 3rd Howard Bisons to finally liberate New York and dispatch the Washington Guard to free our capital and Congress, preferrably before the undead escape with them. We cannot let our Republic fall!

Next, we shall gather the 202nd Airborne for their first assignment: to paradrop and disrupt the potential Project Wardrobe site in Newfoundland. Even if there is no such site there, those paradropped forces will be vital in securing the territory from Manx occupation and perhaps integrating it into the New Union should its populace be willing. For the New Union!

In the light of the potentially catastrophic effects of the 'Project Wardrobe', the growing threat of the 'Imperium of Mann' and its 'Cult of Saber', and the occupation of Washington, D.C, a National Emergency shall be declared so as to allow for dramatic restructuring of the current government of the Union. The entirety of our science department shall be removed from their positions and in their place shall be put loyal, non-Saberist scientists - this is not a violation to the First Amendment as they are not being prohibited from practicing their faith, only removed from their offices due to their rebellion against the Union. In addition, any and all Saberists in non-elected positions in the government shall be removed and replaced in the same fashion to prevent further rebellion, revolt, and treason from their like, unless they publicly swear that they will not allow their religion to interfere with the administration of the Union. While this may straddle the line of violating the First Amendment, the dangerous influence of the Cult of Saber cannot be ignored especially having been proven in the case of the science department's revolt.
 
Tyo comes back from the dead and slaps this thread with his banhammer.
 
I slap AA in the face until he gives me my book.
 

Our great democracy continues to be threatened by the Undead and the Mann - we are forced to continue to combat these lethal threats to our soverignty with all of our resources and might. Send the 3rd Howard Bisons to finally liberate New York and dispatch the Washington Guard to free our capital and Congress, preferrably before the undead escape with them. We cannot let our Republic fall!

Next, we shall gather the 202nd Airborne for their first assignment: to paradrop and disrupt the potential Project Wardrobe site in Newfoundland. Even if there is no such site there, those paradropped forces will be vital in securing the territory from Manx occupation and perhaps integrating it into the New Union should its populace be willing. For the New Union!

In the light of the potentially catastrophic effects of the 'Project Wardrobe', the growing threat of the 'Imperium of Mann' and its 'Cult of Saber', and the occupation of Washington, D.C, a National Emergency shall be declared so as to allow for dramatic restructuring of the current government of the Union. The entirety of our science department shall be removed from their positions and in their place shall be put loyal, non-Saberist scientists - this is not a violation to the First Amendment as they are not being prohibited from practicing their faith, only removed from their offices due to their rebellion against the Union. In addition, any and all Saberists in non-elected positions in the government shall be removed and replaced in the same fashion to prevent further rebellion, revolt, and treason from their like, unless they publicly swear that they will not allow their religion to interfere with the administration of the Union. While this may straddle the line of violating the First Amendment, the dangerous influence of the Cult of Saber cannot be ignored especially having been proven in the case of the science department's revolt.

6.9: Your nation embraces Saberism and Socialism and by definition becomes a utopia.
 
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