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Shake and Then Throw Plastic or Resin Numbered Polyhedrons to Preside Over Segments of Planet Earth

Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Double A, Jun 26, 2019.

  1. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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    Good work, Gamera! You've mulched the land. As ever, flawless execution.

    GAMERA!!!!!

    GAMERAAAAAAA

    GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT

    GAMERA IS FILLED WITH MEAT

    WE BELIEVE IN GAMERA

     
  2. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    I wake up and this was all a bad dream, but I still have my eyepatch because it's cool.
     
  3. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Your eyepatch will be paid to us in tribute! Praise the Emperor!
     
  4. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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  5. Kinich-Ahau

    Kinich-Ahau #JustGoomyThings

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    Now that I’m disguised as Comrade-President Supreme, accuse the old one of being an impostor & have them jailed.
     
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  6. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Turn this beauty is only skin deep into zombies like me
     
  7. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    resurrect the union of socialist soviet republics

    also lenin its about time
     
  8. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    I will be baffled by an apparent lack of democracies and remedy this by claiming the Chesapeake Bay coast for a small democratic nation that shall be henceforth known as the New Union. It will use the United States constitution as its own with the exception of the Electoral College which will be replaced by direct representation based on the amount of people who vote for a President (damn autocrorrect), with a four-turn term for each one. Of course, the first elections will occur after my first term as President is complete, albeit there will be no term limits.

    Next, I will raise a small but disciplined and skilled standing army for this nation in order to protect it from the dictators so terrorizing the world, trained in conventional as well as guerilla warfare.
     
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  9. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    The Imperium of Man hereby declares that it will turn the former United States into provinces of the Imperium of Man.

    May our fleets enshrine our legions into glory eternal!
     
  10. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 The Continuation of the Dream Supporter

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    Using the power of dice I once again notifications for this thread.
     
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  11. Tani Coyote

    Tani Coyote Canis Latranscendental

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    Fueled by the power spike from thread necromancy and taking inspiration from the wave of rebellions, the Order of Ouroboros seizes control of the land best known for omnipresent death: Florida.
     
  12. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Then you are seizing land that the Imperium of Man seeks to conquer.

    Surrender now or prepare to fight!
     
  13. Tani Coyote

    Tani Coyote Canis Latranscendental

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    Team Imperium's going to end up blasting off again.
     
  14. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    ...send in the Cruisers!

     
  15. Danwar

    Danwar Warlord

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    With the army we are now forming, the New Union will defend its new territories against the autocrats of the 'Imperium of Mann' and the 'Central Committee'. Only once these threats are taught to respect the independence of the New Union can our Republic be truly secure.
     
  16. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    use the powers of juche to resurrect lenin

    (super glad it turned out i didnt do this joke before)
     
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  17. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    4: AA fails at updating tonight
     
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  18. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    The Imperium will take this opportunity to declare we are going to open the barrier between the worlds and unleash powers upon powers!

    Begin Project Wardrobe!
     
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  19. Tani Coyote

    Tani Coyote Canis Latranscendental

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    I should note I was joking with my post because it seemed like an inactive thread had been necro'd.
     
  20. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    As rightful ruler of this world and through the mandate of Project Wardrobe I will take liberty of commanding thy fate.

    18: it appears the thread has not just been necro'd but that necromancer is strong: the the Order of Ouroboros take Florida and is in position as among the strongest of powers, it magic potential to counter the Imperium of Man.

    [Ourboros gains +1 to its magic roll, +1 to raising undead and is granted the status of a great power]
     
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