The word is out...

[Ailedhoo]

This thread is useless even for a Travern thread. Locking it would be a ode to joy.

 

[Kennigit]

Are we talking about something of the avian variety?

Proud birder. Sure, obama released his birth certificate, but nothing on it says anything about what species he is.

Top on the fact that michelle made a GARDEN on the WHITE HOUSE. I'm sure there's a nice little "bird" house somewhere too in that hippie commune. I ask you, WHERE do you think OBAMA really lives?

 

[Skwink]

I have confidential sources I won't share with anyone because it's actually just me saying this, but Harry Reid hasn't paid any taxes.

This is further proven by the fact he hasn't release his tax returns.

 

[Cutlass]

I have a super secret source I'm not going to identify but I've been informed that Obama faked his college credentials. Why else would he be hiding his college transcripts and thesis? Let him prove me wrong.

The same source also informed me that Harry Reid was also responsible for the car accident that hospitalized his wife and daughter in 2010.

The problem with 'believing' known lying liars is that the only people who will ever believe you are other known lying liars. And so you purposely choose to reduce your own credibility to that of a lying lair.

 

[NickyJ]

I have a super secret source I'm not going to identify but I've been informed that super secret sources are not reliable sources. Why else would they be hiding Their transcripts and thesis? Let them prove me wrong.

The same source also informed me that an anonymous source made an anonymous statement that Anonymous is made up of anonymous people.

 

[JollyRoger]

My super secret source says that Mitt Romney claimed Harry Reid as a dependent on his tax return.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Tin foil is better used for baking. You really shouldn't listen to it.

 

[NickyJ]

Tin foil is better used for baking. You really shouldn't listen to it.

Did you hear about that from a super secret source?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

My baked potatoes told me.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Right-wing satire! Proof!

 

[Souron]

Oh yeah, well my super secret source says that according to Romney's unpublished tax returns, in 2006 Romney levetated $12 million dollars in cash in order to avoid paying us taxes on it.

 

[DinoDoc]

My super secret source says that Mitt Romney claimed Harry Reid as a dependent on his tax return.

That would certainly be worth hiding.

Oh yeah, well my super secret source says that according to Romney's unpublished tax returns, in 2006 Romney levetated $12 million dollars in cash in order to avoid paying us taxes on it.

Avoiding taxes.

 

[Lord of Elves]

Avoiding taxes.

Drunk driving. Armed robbery. Assault and battery.

am I doing it right?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Since no one else has, I'll say it.

You're a liar.

 

[DinoDoc]

Drunk driving. Armed robbery. Assault and battery.

Avoiding taxes is an honorable act. Evading taxes is a criminal act. So you were doing it wrong.

Since no one else has, I'll say it.

You're a liar.

This whole issue is not about me. This whole issue would end very quickly if he releases his academic records.

 

[NickyJ]

My baked potatoes told me.

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!

Never trust a baked potato! They're always wrong! Trust me, mashed potatoes are much more reliable.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Do you prepare mashed potatoes in tin foil?

You realize, of course, that once they told me, they knew I knew. So for my own safety, I had to eat them.

 

[NickyJ]

And you prepare baked potatoes in tin foil?

But yeah, that is the best witness protection program. For both.

 

[sophie]

Do you prepare mashed potatoes in tin foil?

You realize, of course, that once they told me, they knew I knew. So for my own safety, I had to eat them.

Good thinking, and you can wear the tin foil as a hat for protection against future tuberian incursions.

 

[NickyJ]

I also use it to search Google for references that I don't understand, like "tuberian incursions." Unfortunately, it's not fitting well.