I'd still insist on the hypothetical china cup being replaced.
An employee whose job was to be sacked
Posted on January 9, 2010 by henry tapper
According to no less an authority than Danny Baker, this story is absolutely true.
Harrods in the sixties employed someone to be sacked- surely the best job in the world.
Apparently the employee was paid to sit among the boxes on Harrods top-floor smoking his pipe and reading the Sporting Life. From time to time a bell would ring and he would be summoned to a department where an irate customer was being mollified by the Head of the Department.
Let us say today that Lady Ponsonby-Waffles has discovered one of the precious china teacups she recently purchased is chipped.
The Department Head greets our friend with “Lady Ponsonby-Waffles is a most valued customer, your failure to check the quality of her china cups has led to her current predicament, you sir are fired”
Despite Lady Ponsonby-Waffles pleas for mercy, the Head cannot be swayed. Our friend slopes disconsolately to the exit. Lady Ponsonby-Waffles drops her complaint convinced to the store’s determination to enforce the highest standards. Our friend, once passing the Department’s exit, slips back to his Sporting Life and his Pipe, to await the next occasion he would be called upon to be sacked.
I saw no indication in the story that the woman was being "an entitled jackass" or that she demanded the employee be fired. In fact, the story states that she asked for mercy for the employee.It probably was. But the customer, who was being an entitled jackass, still felt better for having someone fired.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/wor...o-dies-in-kenya-ol-pejeta-conservancy-1826142After all attempts at getting him to mate naturally failed, conservationists last year put Sudan on dating app Tinder, hoping to raise enough money to pay for a $9 million fertility treatment.
There were 8 subspecies of Black Rhinos, 5 are still kicking.In 2016 the Black Rhino was declared extinct
TIL that the last male White Rhino died, 45 years old; only two females remaining of that species.
(in 2009 4 females were relocated from a Polish zoo to the Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenia, where there were at that moment 3 Rhino's left, in the hope for offspring)
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/wor...o-dies-in-kenya-ol-pejeta-conservancy-1826142
In this sense we really are the killer ape
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They're probably rejected dung beetles.....Do the rejected fruit flies start posting in r/The_Donald? It would explain a lot.
They definitely serve chicken, although (at least in USA #1) Popeyes, or any other number of local or regional chains, do it way better.
Waaaait, semi-automatic reloads automatically but you have to squeeze the trigger again. Automatic keeps firing. What the hell is ‘full-semi-auto’ then?TIL: Apparently AR-15 style rifles have a "full semi-automatic" mode of fire:
Well, okay. But my joke was "lol those nerds don't process rejection in a healthy way, like these flies, and also they are very dumb and probably eat poop, like these flies". It wasn't a virgin/chad thing.I hate to break it to you, but...
a) if definite proof that a gradient in normative sexual behavior between you and the errant people who have opinions that are not yours is the actual cause of said opinions has not been found in the last 16 months it is likely that this is not going to happen.
b) public use of machismo heuristics like that may very well be one of the causes for countless people having dropped from the coalition.
Waaaait, semi-automatic reloads automatically but you have to squeeze the trigger again. Automatic keeps firing. What the hell is ‘full-semi-auto’ then?