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Top 5 Unintentionally Funny Anakin Lines in the Star Wars Prequels:

1) "They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals"
2) "Not just the men, but the women, and the children"
3) "Have faith my love"
4) "He's holding me back!"
5) "YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME"
You forgot "You are in my very soul. Tormenting me!" Also... you have to do the face... just try to do it without smiling or laughing... try it... see?

FYI the whole line is: "I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask." You could literally make a top five funniest list out of segments from that one blurb... classic awful Anakin :yuck:

I'd love to hear one of those mashups people post where they splice in famous Ahh-nuld quotes into other famous movie scenes... hilarity ensues...

ANAKIN -"I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me."
Governator- "Stop Whining"
ANAKIN- My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar.
Governator" You kids are soft! You lack discipline"
ANAKIN- "You are in my very soul, tormenting me"
Governator- "Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist cause I'm gonna ram it through your stomach and break your godamned spine!"
ANAKIN - "what can I do?"
Governator - "You're mine now! You belong to me! You're not gonna have your mommy walk behind you and wipe your little tushies!"
ANAKIN -"I will do anything you ask."
Governator- "Stay Here, I'll be back"
 
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@Sommerswerd: I've lost track of how many times Birdjaguar has violated the rules of this thread. It's 3 or 4 now, isn't it? When he gets to 5, I can make my own list about it. :p

I know you specified Americans for your lists and "I can't believe you/they haven't seen/heard this" but since American pop culture is so pervasive/invasive here in Canada, I'm going to answer some of these posts.


You've never heard Men in Black? I find that hard to believe:


I mean to make that claim you would have to have also not seen the movie... which... OK, I guess, but... really? While I'm thinking about Will Smith... You've never heard Gettin Jiggy Wit It or "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"... living in the US?
I've never seen the movie. I have probably heard some music from it at some point, but never knew what it was from, nor did I care other than to make it stop. Will Smith doesn't do a thing for me, whether musically or movie-wise.


...even if you grew up somwhere that played zero country music... you've still heard The Gambler, by Kenny Rogers... you still've heard Achy Breaky Heart... you still know Cotton Eye Joe... you still know The Dukes of Hazzard theme song.
My mother's favorite music genre was country, so I did hear some of this. My grandfather used to watch The Dukes of Hazzard. It just seemed like chaotic noise to me, though I'll admit to liking some country music. I like Marty Robbins, for example, and my grandmother really liked Johnny Cash.

The modern stuff, though, is just an assault on my ears.


...abstaining from attending pro-sporting events...
I'm trying to remember if I ever attended a pro-sports event. I guess rodeo counts, although I personally don't consider it a sport. It can be pretty brutal, and I don't enjoy it.

I've watched a lot of pro sports on TV, though - back when Gretzky played for the Oilers, my dad and I watched a lot of NHL hockey. I stopped when he was traded, though, since it would have meant cheering for an American team. Nowadays if anyone asks which team I support, I tell them the Calgary Flames. I don't really care anymore, but it's a safe answer (it's basically considered un-Canadian around here not to have an opinion about hockey).

Other pro sports... Figure skating is my favorite. Most of my favorite skaters who were winning Olympic and world championship medals in the '90s and early '00s are now skating professionally.

And the way things are now, you might as well call the Olympics at least semi-professional. Certainly some of the events use professionals rather than amateurs.


Aerosmith & Run DMC... No? Nothing?
I've seen a couple of Aerosmith videos. Our YTV and Space Channel would run music videos if they had a few minutes to fill here and there. So that's my only knowledge of Aerosmith, other than hearing some song or other elsewhere that I had no idea who sang it or what it was about.

DMC is a brand of embroidery floss.


It certainly appears to be their motivation for gloating about it though.
They weren't gloating. They were simply expressing an opinion. Add a :thumbsup: from me, as well. I'm not into that kind of "music."


Did anyone do top 5 sandwiches?
1. Grilled cheese
2. Salmon
3. Egg salad
4. Ham & cheese
5. BLT


Hip hop means nothing to me.
You never heard this Easter song when you were a kid?

"Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail
Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way..."


Somebody on one of my gaming forums introduced me to this:



:p


What aspect of :thumbsup: demonstrates gloating? And gloating over exactly what?
It's "You don't like what I like, so you're gloating when you say you don't like it." It's something that has caused a lot of hard feelings and ill-will elsewhere.

It's not gloating to say you don't like a particular genre. It's just an opinion like any other.


Rapper's Delight? Never heard of it. Rap was worse than disco to me. :p

My kids were born in 1983 and 1987. The 80s were full of Fraggle rock, Won't you be my neighbor, Raffi, Sharon Lois and Bram etc. In the 90s my son listened to metal. Mostly in his room with the door closed. Our daughter was into Shania Twain once she began to choose new music around age 10.
Do you like ABBA? I'm guessing not. I actually do like their music, and when my high school gym teacher decided we were going to learn "social dancing" with the boys' gym class, disco was one of the things we were taught.

Shania Twain... :ack: Can't. Stand. Her. She was part of the Canada Day celebrations this year, talking to two young girls who want to be astronauts. This was the lead-in to the Prime Minister introducing Canada's newest astronauts. That was pretty interesting - but thank goodness she didn't sing.


Anyway, you didn't accept my clarification and insisted that I defend the "people all over the world are weird if they don't attend sporting events" position. I decline to do that as its not my position and I already explained that.

That's pretty much where we are.
As mentioned above, American pop culture is pervasive in North America and Europe. On a multicultural/multi-ethnic forum, you really can't expect to exclude the non-Americans from a discussion like this. It's not realistic that the rest of us wouldn't have opinions and want to express them.


Top 5 Denzel Washington Movies
You haven't mentioned the only movie I've ever seen him in (granted, I wouldn't expect it to turn up on anyone's top 5 list but my own, in a different category): Much Ado About Nothing. As Shakespeare goes, he wasn't bad at it. Not as good as the classically trained actors in the movie, but not too bad.


Carl Franklin
Is this the same Carl Franklin who was in Caribe and The Fantastic Journey in the '70s?


Top 5 war movies:

1. Braveheart - hey no one said it had to be a modern war!
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Blackhawk Down
4. We were soldiers
5. The Patriot - guess I'm a mel gibson sucker, but I like period pieces

Honorable mentions for thin red line and the water diviner though the latter is maybe not strictly a war movie. And if gladiator counts which I don't think it does it would be number 3 for me.
I've seen Braveheart. I don't watch a lot of war movies, but the ones that stick out in my mind are Empire of the Sun and The Great Escape.

I would not, under any circumstances, consider Gladiator to be a war movie. There wasn't much of it that was historically accurate, and the only good things I took away from it were the main title music and seeing Derek Jacobi in a minor role.

You want a good war movie? Henry V. Yes, it's Shakespeare, but it's a damn good war movie (about the Battle of Agincourt). My grandmother liked it, and she didn't know anything about Shakespeare. She understood it well enough to know that it was about a king who went to war to regain territory that he considered to be rightfully his, and the good guys won. And a bonus for anyone who's into the Batman movies: Christian Bale is in it (when he was much younger, of course).
 
Top 5 Unintentionally Funny Anakin Lines in the Star Wars Prequels:

1) "They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals"
2) "Not just the men, but the women, and the children"
3) "Have faith my love"
4) "He's holding me back!"
5) "YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME"
not even the sand line?
Or the angel line?
 
Notwithstanding the Easter video I linked, we will have to agree to disagree on this.

Music is defined as sound organized in time. Hip-hop is sound organized in time, therefore hip-hop is music.

There is no disagreeing on this, you can not like hip-hop if you want (your loss as far as I'm concerned) but I won't let you get away with implying it isn't music.
 
Music is defined as sound organized in time. Hip-hop is sound organized in time, therefore hip-hop is music.

There is no disagreeing on this, you can not like hip-hop if you want (your loss as far as I'm concerned) but I won't let you get away with implying it isn't music.

Yes yes, physics can explain what music is. But music is also magic, and it's fun to argue about magic.

Example: I like earworms, I like strong beats, I like strong bass, and I like brass. I like music that played a lot when I was in undergrad, and I like attractive women dancing. But I don't care that much about lyrics, tbh, and I am almost never going to look them up from a song when I can't understand what they're saying, which means I am vexed by this song curse being stuck in my head because it makes me wander around with the chorus maddening demon chant lodged upstairs all day.

Spoiler NSFW I Presume :

Edit: In the spirit of the thread, top 5 songs that leave uncomfortable or awkward choruses stuck in my head because it's annoying when I blurt them out(or try). Yes yes, I know, not actually the spirit of the thread:

1. Trick Daddy - Shut Up (obv :p)
2. Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
3. Kelis - Milkshake
4. Nine Inch Nails - Closer
5. Zero Mostel, Fiddler on the Roof - If I Were a Rich Man
 
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They were discussing best war movies on the radio since dunkirk is coming out this weekend to rave reviews. What's yours?.
1. Saving Private Ryan
2. Full Metal Jacket
3. 3 Kings
4. Das Boot
5. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King



You haven't mentioned the only movie I've ever seen him in (granted, I wouldn't expect it to turn up on anyone's top 5 list but my own, in a different category): Much Ado About Nothing. As Shakespeare goes, he wasn't bad at it. Not as good as the classically trained actors in the movie, but not too bad.
I haven't seen it since it was in theaters, but I remember thinking it was kinda bad. Sorry.

Is this the same Carl Franklin who was in Caribe and The Fantastic Journey in the '70s?
Yup, that's the one.
 
Hacksaw Ridge deserves some consideration for war movies. I went into it with really low expectations but it was surprisingly fantastic. Really well-paced and it was interesting to see two big-name actors in roles they aren't typically known for (but excelling).
 
You have to have a really high tolerance for Mel Gibson and a really low knowledge of mediaeval British history to consider Braveheart (!!) to be merely a good film, let alone anything else.

Gibson's "accent" does for Scotland what Dick Van Dyke did for Cockneys (and DVD has apologised many times since).
 
Braveheart 2, The Patriot Games does have that pretty amusing vengeance scene. The kids make it.
 
top 5 things America should do politically

1. Massive redistribution effort where we spend into existence billions of dollars on the bottom ~80% or so and institute a bevy of new taxes on the top ~20% or so, with particularly care to distribute spending to the extreme poor and minorities
2. Universal health care
3. Decriminalize all drugs
4. Free national job training program and free secondary education
5. Kidnap Jeremy Corbyn and make him president
 
Music is defined as sound organized in time. Hip-hop is sound organized in time, therefore hip-hop is music.

There is no disagreeing on this, you can not like hip-hop if you want (your loss as far as I'm concerned) but I won't let you get away with implying it isn't music.
That's just the medium. Though I can't blame you for not being bothered to respond more thoroughly

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Music is defined as sound organized in time. Hip-hop is sound organized in time, therefore hip-hop is music.

There is no disagreeing on this, you can not like hip-hop if you want (your loss as far as I'm concerned) but I won't let you get away with implying it isn't music.
By your definition, the car alarm on one of the vehicles in the parking lot outside my living room window is music.

It really isn't music. It makes me want to take a very, very, VERY large baseball bat and beat the thing into scrap metal.

I will go this far: We will have to agree to disagree that it's good music. I personally don't consider it good - and I only like the video I posted because the bunnies are cute.

I haven't seen it since it was in theaters, but I remember thinking it was kinda bad. Sorry.
The movie itself, or Denzel Washington's performance? The movie itself is excellent - not as good as Henry V, but I like it enough to have seen it over a half-dozen times. There are several actors in it I enjoy - Brian Blessed, Richard Briers, Kenneth Branagh, and Emma Thompson.

At the very least, will you agree with me that Denzel Washington was better than Keanu Reeves? Now his performance was definitely awful.


You have to have a really high tolerance for Mel Gibson and a really low knowledge of mediaeval British history to consider Braveheart (!!) to be merely a good film, let alone anything else.
I confess I didn't know much Scottish history when I first saw this movie. I'm still learning, since I'm curious as to how much of Outlander is historically accurate and how much is just Diana Gabaldon's take on turning Jamie McCrimmon-centric Doctor Who fanfiction into a series of soft-porn historical novels and a TV series.

Gabaldon has an incredibly bizarre take on fanfiction - she screeches to the sky if anyone dares write stories based on Outlander, but her having written it in the first place is okay... even though it's no secret that her character Jamie Frazer is really post-Second Doctor-adventures Jamie McCrimmon, fulfilling her Mary Sue fantasies with the character of 1940s British nurse Claire Beauchamp-Randall who accidentally goes back in time to 1743 via some sort of pagan ritual involving a stone circle. The actor who played Jamie McCrimmon appears in the series in a minor role (he's definitely aged; I wouldn't have recognized him if I hadn't known he would be in that episode and which part he was playing).

I've just decided to take it for what it is: someone's fanfiction that got professionally published/optioned for TV, and the male lead is pretty nice eye candy. Besides, I enjoy looking at men in kilts. :p

Gibson's "accent" does for Scotland what Dick Van Dyke did for Cockneys (and DVD has apologised many times since).
Was he told to use that accent, or was it his own decision?
 
Top five fives:

5) Jackson Five
4) Take Five
3) Slaughterhouse Five
2) Civ V
1) Five Guys
 
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Top5 tory clowns:

1)Boris Johnson
2)Teresa May
3)Michael Gove
4)That stand-in for May which only kept her seat for 300 votes
5)The anonymous and collective tory mp

As for labour, there are (far) more than 5 blairite pieces of crap :)
 
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