what an heartbreak ! The Brave New World under Qatari Dominion ends thus , with a whimper and not the slighest bang ? Everybody knows Al Crusading is a fancy thing , truly balanced in reportage , say , when Fox in the US also talks about the same subject . Though as not many people know how to speak Arabic , the true Al Jazeera is reported to be a lovely place where the Channel Scholar would be talking of killing the Shia , like every night . Yeah , Iran's food convoys on the high seas , to help the starving Qataris . How that can be happening , ı don't know . ı also don't know the guys' yearly GNP per capita . Is it 100 000 $ ? 140 000 ? 74 000 ? Though ı know why the fund that will conquer the world , the one the Party established by simply taking over so many assets of the long dead Turkish State , is supposed to be worth of 200 billions ; which equals the GNP of Qatar in 2013 ...
ah , glorious Qatar ... Our dear Sunni brothers ... Naturally , the Party thinks this is a coup against them . The Newly Rich and the Newly Smart , in a marriage by the blessings of Reverend Barack , starting a war here and there , with dollar bills to rapists provided by Doha and awesome spectacular military muscle by Ankara . Or something ... Indeed , something ; believing all the nonsense that has been sprouted over the last decade , the Turkish web scene supposedly has seen people wishing "good hunting" to the people of the Army of Petrol "based" over there , some 88 strong . Because the Saudis truly hate whom (they perceive to be their servants) talk out of turn , Ankara talks nothing of the sort . Indeed , some football dude , that Arda Turan of Barcelona , has attacked a 60 years old plus journalist on a plane , trying to punch and throttle him , cursing all the way through , too . Because as the greatest patriots or something some of them b_tched and asked for more money during the World or Euro Cup of 2016 and like didn't like feel playing ; and the journalist apparently writing one single piece of the requirements of being a professional football player , with not a single biting word , too . Turan sprouts stuff on honour and manhood ; hopefully to take 10 or 15 minutes of primetime TV News . You see , he didn't forget it at all , during that full year that has passed from the Cup and this ain't a media diversion . Terim , the manager , acts as the tough guy forever and ı have absolutely no doubts how come Turan was not thrown out of the plane , while in flight ; 10 to 15 minutes , man ...
which is actually far more heroic than anything the Qataris did ; which was totoally limited to hacking and saying the UAE Ambrassador also trashes BSS and like why he is not getting the same medicine . O , horrors with the guy listening to a 7 minute Trump speech and calls them 7 minutes wasted !
luckily the Germans were here to beg , for continued presence in Incirlik and were heroically shown the door . We will remember that they were told not to come in the first place , but whatever ... Evil Germans , when their seperatist loving MPs are specifically included in Parliamentary commissions to visit their troops in Incirlik solely to get Ankara to heroically complain , because if they are saluted by Turkish troops for whatever reasons , that's another 100 recruits for the seperatists , thinking their victory is finally around the corner and like 50 of them dead within the next two years , or you are absolutely free not to believe at that at all ... Yeah , evil Germans fail to accept to visit Konya , where there are surely German troops in those NATO Awacs planes and evil Germans fail to give another bragging point to the Party ...