IBT: Iroquois kill us all!

Just kidding, wanted to see who was paying attention. They move generally south. They don't want to pick on Holwerd, but they still bear watching.
Portugal lands a single archer north of Utrecht. A sword from Eindhoven will be sent to dispatch it.
Republic in. Go ring up Joan. She's willing to give Construction, Monarchy, all her 25g, and all her 2 gpt for Republic. I grudgingly accept.

Ring up Ragnar, he's not in the mood to trade Construction for Currency straight up (he also wants dyes AND ivory--yeah, right). However, Hiawatha is willing to do the straight swap (he has no gold), and I do so. Hopefully if he was out wandering for a war, he'll wander elsewhere now.
Do not revolt quite yet.
730 (1): Amsterdam vSword-Sword. Rotterdam vSword-sword. The Hague vSword-sword. Arnhem cat-cat.
4/4 vSword vs. 3/3 archer = 3/4 sword.
Revolt. Draw 6 turn anarchy.
Well, this will not be an exciting turn set. That's okay.
MM everything to maximize food and get some taxmen where needed to prevent riots. We're making 3 gpt. Whee.
710 (2): Shuffle a few units around.
IBT: Alliance with Persia expires. Make that 12 gpt. Iroquois units continue generally south-southeast.
690 (3): Add another taxman in Rotterdam, now 14 gpt.
Now that we are no longer in alliance vs. Portugal, go to make peace. No reason to have any accidents (like getting on the wrong side of an alliance). Henry gives a slave and 40 of his 56 gold for peace. We do lose war happiness for this, but I think it'll be worth it.
Found Middelburg on the west coast as discussed, set it to a harbor.
Go back and re-jigger our taxmen where needed, set a couple towns to alternate-turn riots. This turn, +2 gpt.
670 (4): Re-set taxmen in Amsterdam/Hague/Rotterdam, +22 gpt.
IBT: Barb galley is shut out by our explorer galley.
650 (5): Re-riot the three towns. (+4 gpt).
IBT: The Iroquois SOD is just north of Copenhagen. A Scandinavian warrior is in our land near Groningen, as he got blocked by the lake and the Iros. Scandinavian archer has passed through from Aarhus to Oslo.
630 (6): Un-riot the towns. (+24 gpt).
IBT: Joan demands Currency. I scoff. She backs down. In checking, we could sell it to her for 11 gpt + 7g.
610 (7): We are a Monarchy. Persia gets Monotheism.
Re-MM everything in sight. Amsterdam, The Hague, and Rotterdam are all set to 10 spt for three-turn swords. (See attached screenies). Set science to 30% (Feudalism in 38, +29 gpt). 10% lux is enough for now, with 3 MP in Amsterdam, but it may not be for too long (I sense a taxman). As we haven't fully discussed research, I thought this would be a useful middle ground--more than a min run, but less than a number I'd be totally unhappy wasting if we want to shut off research.
Rush catapult in Eindhoven for 72g, and in Holwerd for 24g.
IBT: IROQUOIS DECLARE WAR ON THE PERSIANS.

TYRE BECOMES IROQUOIS-OWNED.
590 (8): Utrecht cat-cat. Eindhoven cat-cat. Maastricht worker-cat. Holwerd cat-cat.
Groningen is on +10 fpt, working a desert. Nice. Rush settler.
IBT: Ragnar, that rat, demands dyes.

I cave. No sense getting involved in another fight there, and with free dyes he'll have a tough time hating us.
IBT: We get a nice front facade to the palace. Iroquois start Great Wall.
570 (9): Not much. Shuffle a few units for MP purposes.
IBT: Jerksees demands 26g. I tell him where he can stick it. He provides war happiness.
4/4 Persian horse vs. 4/4 sword on forest near Amsterdam = 1/4 sword.
550 (10): Amsterdam sword-sword. Ditto Rotterdam and The Hague. Groningen settler-settler. Arnhem gets disease, which will cost us a turn on a catapult (boo). Arnhem and Utrecht get forest chops.
The palace gets a front lawn. And a front staircase. I rock.
Move stack of 10 vSwords, 3 catapults, 2 vArchers (handy for defensive bombard) into forest two spaces east of Persian Arbela. A few other straggler units are headed toward Amsterdam and that forest.
With war happiness, set lux to 0% and one scientist in Amsterdam.
And, save.