"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Truronian]

Sephiroth has two chocobos

 

[bhsup]

Azzaman333 has two cows. He infects them with anthrax and gifts them to LAoD.

 

[nonconformist]

CarlosMM has two cows. They are extinct.

Mobboss has two cows. "There are no two cows".

 

[nonconformist]

VRWCAgent has two cows.
One of them seceeds from the union, while the other develops anti-american tendencies and is promptly incarcerated in Gitmo.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Birdjaguar has two cows, he then teaches them how to make poetry.

Two cows are feasting--what a sight:
One is black the other white;
Between them like a system solar,
CG's spinning, he is bi-polar;
He calls his cows guilt and faith,
In post count now he's nearly eighth.

 

[BCLG100]

Simon darkshade has 2 cows, one is the leader of the US, the other the leader of China, its how he's establishing complete world control, he's got a share of a cow in Russia also...

 

[carlosMM]

nonconformist has two cows.

both are a lot smarter than they let on, so both are slaughtered for no good, as they are not really digestable to most people. carlosMM though enjoys the steak

 

[IglooDame]

VRWC had two cows.

Then the LAoD took one.

Then the LAoD took the other one.

 

[Tycoon101]

Drool4Respect- He has 2 pyromaniac cows. He tells them to not flame him/ the subject. He fails miserably.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Perfection had nine cows, but one was smaller than the rest, and they deicded it was more like a pig, so they revoked it's cow status.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Pasi has 60,000 cows, they try to enjoy communism and free thought, but their heads explode when they try both at once.

 

[Whomp]

BCLG has two cows but they're really covert care bear cows.

 

[Raisin Bran]

Im up for cow jokes

 

[C~G]

Cheezy the Wiz has two cows, one of them acts like goose all the time and another one is nothing but total maverick.

 

[Tycoon101]

Raisin Bran had two cows that he made to enjoy Hockey and Nutritious, wholesome cereal.

Later on, one of his cows wanted to seceed from the group. and raised a noisy ruckus about it.

 

[Whomp]

Raisin Bran has two cows. They are now part of the Schizo protecorate.

 

[skadistic]

Rasin Bran had two cows, They came one in each scoop.

 

[carlosMM]

Cheesy has two cows, one of them dies in a lfat spin, the other joins scientology and constantly misbehaves. He apologizes for the cow's misbehaviour, but noboy tales him serious anyways


I have no cow whatsover with Raisin Bran

 

[C~G]

There are two cows, one of them looks like real cow and other one looks like something that could have been cow two millions years ago.
The owner of these cows, carlosMM is looking for the missing link between them.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Tycoon had 2 cows, but he found out they were Red, and sent them to Gitmo.