"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[Scuffer]

Now that's impressive!

 

[Keirador]

Yom has two cows. He genetically manipulates them so that their spots read "My owner was recently accepted to Princeton University" and holds a parade with them.

 

[Pirate]

There once was a poet from Albequerque
Who raised a few cows and a turkey
When they finally died
They were sliced up dried
And Birdjaguar had a nice marbled jerky

 

[Syterion]

Dumb Pothead has two cows. Now he has four cows. Now the cows swirls around and their spots meld together randomly. Then he puts on some Pink Floyd. A few hours later, he has two cows and 200 less dollars.

 

[Tomoyo]

Tomoyo has two cows, then two cattle, then two bovine, then two domesticated ungulates... (I wonder if anyone would understand that...)

Is that a reference to my name changing habits?

I'm not sure I understand it myself.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

Is that a reference to my name changing habits?

It's supposed to...

 

[nonconformist]

I'm game.

Chukchi_Husky has two cows. They get killed by wolves.

Bozo_Erectus has two cows. He settles down to listen to Pink Floyd, and have fun. During this time, the cows escape.

Igloodude has two cows, but he sees no right to assert any authority over them/

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Perfection has only one cow, for it is perfect, can milk itself, needs no nourishment and can solve differential equations.

SN is ambivalent about his two cows. They have good hate for France, but can also sing rap music.

Pothead HAD two cows. He smoked all the grass and they starved

 

[nonconformist]

Aphex Twin had two cows. One was a hologram, the other married to many bulls.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Aphex Twin had two cows. They stampeded and charged towards him, but he ignored them because he thought they were holograms. He was trampled to death.

Nonconformist had two cows. One cow asked him what that thing is he's holding in his avatar. Noconformist shot him to death as a warning to the remaining cow.

Syterion has two cows. He's the first CFC member to have two cows!

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

Never heard of the "Two Cows" joke, but i'm in.

 

[nonconformist]

Nonconformist had two cows. One cow asked him what that thing is he's holding in his avatar. Noconformist shot him to death as a warning to the remaining cow.

I have no idea wht you mean oh well.

Perfection has two cows. He falsifiably proves they exist.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

Aghhhh, i remember this, i saw a Communist one once...

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Lozzy Ozzy had two cows. He lied to one of the cows and told it that the other cow was dying of lung cancer. The cow he lied to threw itself off a cliff because it was madly in love with the other cow and couldnt bear life without it. Upon hearing the news that its companion had thrown itself off a cliff, the other cow wrote a suicide note and hung itself. Lozzy was questioned by authorities, but he denied ever owning any cows.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I have no idea wht you mean oh well.

BTW, what the heck is that your avatar is holding, a big bong?

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

@BE

Could you please not joke about the matter, and i would admit it anyway

Although i appreciate your advice on the matter i would also appreciate if this remains formal, although i did bring it upon myself.

 

[superisis]

I belive it is a guitarr..

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Now that I look at it closer, it looks like a guitar neck. But before that I thought it was a cactus in the shape of... that kind of something ...

 

[nonconformist]

It's a frikkin' guitar! Wow! I feel so intelligent, suddenly....

 

[Vladyc]

Tomoyo had two cows, but in 1918 he sold them to a New York farmer for $125,000 to make money for his new theatre production. He couldn't get another cow for 86 years.