"Two cows" jokes, CFC OT style

[nonconformist]

cg64 has two cows. One takes a long hiatus, returning as a conservative
He then converts the other.

 

[downtown]

CG62 has two cows. he sells them for booze and bob dylan cds

 

[North King]

cgannon64 has two cows. He quickly attempts to market their milk an a free market economy, but finds himself bought out by the larger corporations. He never sees another drop of milk in his life.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

CG64 sells the two cows to a big corporation, and uses the money to invest in something more profitable then the milk from two cows.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

nonconformist has no cows because he does not conform to the norm of having cows

CG has two cows but can't decide which to believe in.

Pothead has is a complex person and so has (3+2i) cows

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Cgannon has two cows. One is a staunch Catholic, the other is a rabid athiest. They constantly bicker and argue. Cgannon yells at them to shut up but they never listen. He locks them in the barn and tries to ignore them.

Aphex has two cows. He often wakes at night to find them standing around his bed, staring at him.

 

[betazed]

Eh, the quality of cow jokes are going down hill for the last few pages and they are getting spammy. We need some good ones. Come on creative people of CFC...

 

[Zarn]

Seriously, I would rather see one good one than ten bad ones.

Unfortunately, I haven't come up with any on my own, but I'll try later.

I'm going to try to do ones on Bozo and Gannon.

 

[Pirate]

Pirate has two cows. One cow spits its cud on paper and calls it art. Pirate respects the cows art and hangs it prominently in the barn. The other cow laughs at both of them.

As long as it illuminates the experience of being a cow, man, then it's all groovy.

Betazed has two cows. Villagers constantly ask him to explain how cows work without using any anatomical terms.

 

[nonconformist]

Betazed has two cows. They exist as
Cow sin theta is equal to h*c over lambda.

 

[SanPellegrino]

betazed makes a survey beneath his two cows so that he can predict when they must be milked, in between he looks at his old shoes.

 

[betazed]

hey, i asked for good cow jokes. I didn't ask to be cowed down, did I?

@SanPellegrino: I am surprised you remember that I have old shoes. I still wear them btw. Have not changed them yet.

I'll try and think up something and make some contribution.

 

[SanPellegrino]

@SanPellegrino: I am surprised you remember that I have old shoes.

that is probably because:

betazed has two cows. he buys second-hoof horseshoes and forces them to join a used horseshoe club with him as the president.

 

[Yom]

betazed has two cows. He decides he is hungry, so he holds a vote to see whether he should eat both cows or if they should all eat hay. The cows win two to one, but betazed declares that their votes do not count, as they are not informed voters; they didn't pass the test required to register to vote.

 

[Mise]

Betazed has two cows, but won't tell anyone why until later.

Bozo Erectus has two cows. He thinks one is a big bong.

Timko has two cows. He has a regular hexagonal field of side 10m. If the first cow travels clockwise at a rate of 4 m/s, and the second travels anti clockwise at 3 m/s, how many times will they bump into each other in 3 years 5 months 6 days 17 hours 53 minutes and 4.97 seconds starting now if they confine themselves to only travelling around the perimeter, and swap directions on Feb 29?

Anyway, they're lame, I got nothing. I can't think of any good ones. What do you consider a "good" cow joke anyway?

 

[ybbor]

stratego has two cows. he trys to set them free but keeps changing his mind.

Nonconformist has two cows he says he got from Jo. someone tries to correct him by telling him to ask his name, and when he does he asks if he was named after somebody famous. He finds out his name was really Jon after making a complete idiot of himself

^^^some of you will get it....

 

[Syterion]

Anyway, they're lame, I got nothing. I can't think of any good ones. What do you consider a "good" cow joke anyway?

Just refer to any of mine...

No seriously. Mine are good.

 

[Perfection]

Betazed has two twin cows, one 4 years old the other is 12.

 

[nonconformist]

Nonconformist has two cows he says he got from Jo. someone tries to correct him by telling him to ask his name, and when he does he asks if he was named after somebody famous. He finds out his name was really Jon after making a complete idiot of himself

^^^some of you will get it....

I certainly don't.

 

[mrtn]

I have one, but I'd need a happy Bible hugger to own the cows, and I don't know if any has posted in the thread...