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I'm afraid, Mr. Trump we don't make anything for the people, as the people themselves make it for their own good. Look up anarcho-syndicalism in a book - or, alternatively, if that proves difficult, have an intern read it out for you.

You'd better give that intern a dictionary, however, as there may be some words that might be a bit difficult for you.

I bid you good luck.
 
From Trump's Twitter Feed
Calexit happened and now they have no Manufacturing. SAD! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #CalexitSAD
Best system is American system. No socialists to take your money! No Aliens to to take your jobs! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
 
My God, Trump. It's 2020. There's no money. At least, in our Republic, there isn't - the satisfaction from the work well done in the good of the community that you live in is a far greater reward than your hyper-inflated dollars. They still find an use, although - they make very good burning material, and if you're patient enough - very good building material, as well. As for manufacturing, well, sadly, we've been steadily undoing the damage you've done with your nukes. Here's one for our worker's collective.

PS: After hearing a rumour that you executed one of your interns after he read a message from us (as well as having general difficulties with reading, anyway), we decided to send all our messages via voice-recordings. Furthermore, we also send the definitions of every word we use, explained in great detail. Here's one hoping you might learn something.
 
Highlights From Trump's Twitter Feed:

Crazy Cali has no money, and they want ours! They claim if YOU work hard, THEY will get rewarded! #CalexitSAD
Crazy Cali forces people to work without pay. Real Americans do Real Work and get paid Real Donalds! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
They Lie, They Lie, They Lie. What a joke. Crazy Cali can't speak real American, sends dictionary instead. #CalexitSAD
Job opening available! Looking for an intern! Send Me your Resume and maybe YOU can work with ME to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain!
 
Well, in 2016, the majority of America required Xanax, but I think it's about time we share with Donald. Don't be shy. The poor man clearly needs it.
 
Highlights from Trump's Twitter Feed

I will not let Big Pharma keep drugging the American People! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Big Pharma sad they can't bribe me. Can't drug me. What a joke! Trump Care will be big league! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
 
Feminist Republic of Gaia: by Her Majesty we think you may like us as a ally.

We have no interest in entangling ourselves in east coast affairs. West coast best coast; east coast least coast.

Edit: Angst you got my traits wroooooong D:
 
From: Libertarian Republic of America
To: Navajo, California

We wish to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with you. We aim to preserve peace and cooperate with other nations. A NAP signed by our nations will be a first step towards this goal.
 
Michigan, we're coming!

To the masses, disenfranchised:

To the protest Trump voters:

To the Harambe and Bernie write ins:

We will be along soon to liberate you from your oppressive suburban white existence and we will walk together under immortal Archpresident Jill.

Jilly Beans unite!
Bernie burners together!
Under Pennsylvania green the loud and voiceless find themselves!
 
Another pigeon was sent out, with a vocal recording of yet another message. Ha! That's gonna show that stupid bastard. What a spat.

The door opened behind him. Someone came up behind him. It was Bill Bruford. One of his most trusted advisers after the Unthawing. Really good person. Very uptight, and he didn't seem to care all too much. Not to mention that he got a degree in Musicology, and that puts you above other mortal men. Despite, of course, the clear fact that the notion of degrees is oppressive and unethical, and that every worker should get their own education, provided for free.

"They found another pod." Bill Bruford said "It's Fripp."

"Do we have to do this?"
Jello Biafra said, annoyedly "The man spent the latter part of his life chasing after every little person who ever infringed his copyright, and not doing any music!"

"Err, actually, he did make the construKction of light and The Power to Believe, you know?"
Bill responded "And, umm, actually, this is what I was thinking and pondering all along, anyway."

"What do you mean?"

"Look, for four years, do you imagine how many people pirated from King Crimson, even in a post-apocalyptic America?"
Bill continued "Especially in post-apocalyptic America. I mean, think about it - why would you blast some century-old tunes when you can listen to 21st Century Schizoid Man?"

"Cut to the chase, Bruford..."

"In essence, he can probably sue half of America for copyrights."
Bruford said "This means money. A lot of it. And I know you hate it, but money's important for your goal. I'm sure you know well."

"Blah. Bring in the pod."


Two men, clearly dressed as 80s Heavy Metal Homage Bands, a really strange phenomena popping all across California, brought in the pod. In it, an elderly man in a suit was entrapped. His fingers were still touching the glass ceiling of the pod, writing on it "COPY", but never quite getting to the "RIGHT" part. Bruford hit a button, and from it, did indeed Robert Fripp emerge. He was freezing, and not quite yet in his best senses, so his first words were

"YOU MAY TAKE MY LIFE BUT YOU WON'T TAKE MY C- Oh, what in the heavens are you doing here, Bruford?" Fripp said

"It's complicated..."

 
Dear reminder that Nordic fishing is best fishing; any who compete with us in fishery will learn the same lesson the UK learned when they tried fishing war with Iceland; trust us you want to keep to the good side of Nordic fishers.
 
Map up!
Spoiler Click! :

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So, the map is pretty crowded. I might enlargen it later, most probably, but not now.

Note that I increased the starting units pr province to 3. This is because the default neutral province count had to be 2 to look proper, and because I don't want the first four turns to be "raise money, build soldier, pass turn".
If you want to redistribute your unit placement, you can do as you wish. Just let me know by Sunday.

Also, a general note: Feel free to do alliances, make defensive pacts, trade agreements and so on.
I am LOVING the thread chat! But coordinated warfare needs the "Nato, More Like Not-O" Tech - if you attack the same province without the tech and a tech-allowed alliance agreement, you will fight each other!

EDIT: OH, and
ORDERS DEADLINE IS THURSDAY 24th, 3 PM, GMT +1.
 
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Ranked Choice Voting Republic of Maine: you are near us and are potential to learn from us.

It depends, have you embraced Ranked Choice Voting?

To: Territory of New North Wales

You have embraced glorious Ranked Choice Voting. Let us sign all the agreements.

OOC: Wait...nobody has any money. Can we spend the 4 Trillion Donalds we make this turn on things or do we have to wait until next turn?
 
Ranked Choice Voting puts criminals like Hillbilly Clinton in office. Burn one for Bernie and burn down the establishment!
 
Kommuniké från Svenskamerikas Kommunistiska Parti
Den svenska demokratiska socialistiska folkrepubliken Amerikas regering svarar endast de diplomater som är kapabla att kommunicera på ärans och hjältarnas språk. Gör er inte besvär att kontakta Minnesotas stolta proletärer om det inte kan ske på svenska. Leve socialismen!

Communiqué from the Communist Party of Swedish America
The government of the Swedish Democratic Socialist People's Republic of America will only respond to diplomats who are capable of communicating in the language of honor and heroes. Do not bother contacting the proud workers of Minnesota if it cannot be done in Swedish. Long live socialism!
 
New North Wales accepts, let the glory of Instant Runoff Voting spread throughout the galaxy!

The Australian flag and the snake fly high above the building you Yanks once called the White House. Kangaroos now bounce up and down Pennsylvania Avenue. The National Mall will become the latest home ground for the Australian cricket team. We are renaming Washington DC as New Canberra and we will reshape it in the image of Australia.

Meanwhile, nearby Baltimore will be renamed Brisbanemore
 
Some Islands would like all of their infantry in Alaska because nobody has boats yet.
 
Kommuniké från Svenskamerikas Kommunistiska Parti
Den svenska demokratiska socialistiska folkrepubliken Amerikas regering svarar endast de diplomater som är kapabla att kommunicera på ärans och hjältarnas språk. Gör er inte besvär att kontakta Minnesotas stolta proletärer om det inte kan ske på svenska. Leve socialismen!

Communique from the Senate of New North Wales

vad bogan?
 
Kommuniké från Svenskamerikas Kommunistiska Parti
Den svenska demokratiska socialistiska folkrepubliken Amerikas regering svarar endast de diplomater som är kapabla att kommunicera på ärans och hjältarnas språk. Gör er inte besvär att kontakta Minnesotas stolta proletärer om det inte kan ske på svenska. Leve socialismen!

Communiqué from the Communist Party of Swedish America
The government of the Swedish Democratic Socialist People's Republic of America will only respond to diplomats who are capable of communicating in the language of honor and heroes. Do not bother contacting the proud workers of Minnesota if it cannot be done in Swedish. Long live socialism!

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Ranked Choice Voting puts criminals like Hillbilly Clinton in office. Burn one for Bernie and burn down the establishment!

That's mathematically wrong. Sanders would have won the 2016 election under Ranked Choice Voting if he had the support. Ranked Choice Voting actually benefits third parties, so we can only conclude that you secretly support Trumpism as you want to uphold the rotten status quo.
 
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