Terrance888
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Highlights from Trump's Twitter:
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Sorry mate, you must have mistaken Swedish for whatever odd language you speak down under.
What is this nonsense? Please use real words.
"Those revisionist feminists in Gaia can go bork themselves all the way to bork!" - Gudrun Schyman, SDSPRA People's Commissar for Gender Equality, commenting on the #borkgate diplomatic incident.
SouthernKing
crickety cricket
ikea meatballs gustav adolphus abba eurovision måns zelmerlöw dr bombay ??
inthesomeday
Immortan
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From: Third Party Senate
To: Idk Maine or Canada or something maybe???
There is no lesser of two evils! Even though one of the evils is directly responsible to the nuclear eradication of earth and the other is just a career politician we are sticking to that gun!
Omnicide and average level of political corruption are tantamount in our book.
PS. We saw the CGP Grey video. Ranked Choice just ends up with the same candidate who would win anyway and Hellary is a criminal. Didn't you know she sent an emails?
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
This stuff is amazing to wake up to.
Edit: also I'll update the stats with income asap
You can spend your newly earned money immediately - you can not move with units the same turn you buy them however.
Edit: also I'll update the stats with income asap
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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fuelled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Terrance888
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Spoiler TRUMP SPEECH DRA DRA :
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Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
Orders aren't due till Thursday, it's no problem.
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
48 hour warning in 10 minutes.
Also, map updated with AA's militia redistribution request.
Also, map updated with AA's militia redistribution request.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
SEATTLE SOUNDER
The only news a woman needs~
MEAT IS MURDER, NEW LAWS SAYS
SEATTLE- Supreme Leader Chelsea Clinton has called forth new regulations which has been touted as "the final solution to the carnivore problem". The Meat Is Murder Act, commonly reffered to as the MIM Act, has been officially signed into law, to the cheer of leaders of animal rights advocates. The preparation and/or consumption of meat and flesh, of either terrestrial or aquatic origin, will be a felony starting next month. The Supreme Leader, in her ultimate wisdom and faith in Mother Gaia, has also attached the death penalty to those who eat meat, via being forced into a human-sized meat grinder. Alive. "Let those who murder to eat, in turn experience the same," the Supreme Leader said as she officially signed the bill. (CONT. Page 2)The only news a woman needs~
MEAT IS MURDER, NEW LAWS SAYS
RESEARCH INTO ARTIFICIAL SPERM "NEAR BREAKTHROUGH"
EUGENE- Scientists at the University of Oregon have released a statement last night, reporting that our dependence on manpigs to bring the next generation of women may soon be lifted. A new technique has been developed in the university's labratory, which allow for the inserting of the genetics from an egg into an artifical, microscopic canister. The canister currently tested was inert, but the next model the ability for the canister to release the genetic material placed inside it on command. "Potentially, this may allow for the creation of an artificial sperm, a device which would allow for the ferilization of a woman without the involvement of a man", Dr. Julia Hopper said in the official release. However, the construction of the canister relies on cutting-edge, pre-fall nanotechnology, which prohibits long-term mass production. (CONT. Page 3)
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES TO BE SOLD YEAR ROUND IN GAIA
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
Update 1: First Order of Things
July 1st, 2021.
East America
Maine: Attack of the Five Year Plans
Confident in the skill of their ranked choice voting army, Maine arranges the liberation of Montreal. Strong in numbers, the army votes what to do with a ranked choice voting system, what weapons to use with a ranked choice voting system, and then proceeds the invasion. However the anarchists of Montreal seemed more resistant than expected, lucking out on holding the perimeter against a superior enemy. Most of the generals were surprised by the resistance, as it was against all odds that they defended so succesfully. General Matheson, age 5, leader of the Plans, blames the ineptitude and lack of ranked choice voting in other areas of the nations, saying “You’re stupid and dumb and I made a big war yesterday before today,” referring to his expertly drawn strategy:
(Note:
Ninjacow, due to libertarianism your units cost a base 2, not 3, so you have 2 remaining eco.)
Greens: Third Participation of Ohio
The Greens had more luck in their endeavours. Capitulating at superior academic expertise against the Trump Loyalists of Ohio, Pennsylvania has succesfully been expanded westwards. This was their third province, and as such it’s the third participation of a state in the great third participation of Jill Stein.
The NEG: Boat
Boat
Half Across North America
The SDSPRA
Being intensely Swedish, the SDSPRA succesfully invaded South Dakota, destroying the forces in place. The victory is attributed to superior rationing of Swedish meatballs and pickled herring over the starving forces trying to defend the perimeter. If you draw a line from the border interjection eastwards and color the resulting cross yellow, the new territory even looks a little bit like the old Swedish flag.
The DRA
How the hell did this attack fail? Superior in numbers and with high morale against the arsonists that had issues with Trump’s distribution of FREEDOMs (Freedom Rains Eternally Everywhere Distributing Overclocked Motherlodes-nukes), they faced a bunch of freeloading underachievers and yet still failed. Trumpcago did not succeed at liberating St. Donald. Generals claim the failing soldiers did not love Supreme President Trump enough and are conspiring by sending jobs to the Chinese Wasteland. The Democratic Trump Army is overhauled, with Loyalty Oaths and a Patriotism Test which includes ****ting on the Communist Manifesto and pissing on eco-******** captives.
(Seriously Terrance, I’m baffled at your lack of luck here. Unit strength is 3 against 3 and you had 6 against 2, all whiffing with the rolls.)
Domestically, however, the DRA went through a number of brilliant reforms that bettered the lives of loyalists all across Illinois. Trump Care guarantees better hospitalization in return for a few surveillance compromises, the Trump Phone program features a phone network of LIBERTY with dangerous subversive and Alien influences filtered out, Trump Jobs now allow people full time jobs in NYC, and Trump Foods increases availability of radiation free foodstuffs. Finally, Jacen Warhiss gets a raise, prompting him to go on vacation in Iowa.
West America
The Gaians
By using the superior gender, the Feminists attack both northwards and southwards, embodying the holistic balance of their worldview. Succeeding in conquering Northern California, the Gaians can finally guarantee proper rights of more women in America.
California
The Musical Republic arranges the anarchization of Baja California, extending its reformed soldiers southwards as to take control of the territory. The move is somewhat succesful, seeing that the fascistoid Loyalist numbers are cut in half. This will surely bode well in the following year.
Also I have to share the orders as they are (without the concrete instructions of course):
“First, we shall organise our militia. Dressed in protective leather. And kevlar. Y'know, there's a difference between being dead and bein' anarchic, yeah? Know what I mean? Regardless, our target will be Baja California. As we all know, they're dreadful Trump Loyalist, and we must eliminate them!
After that, with the remaining not-money, but cooperatively-created goods in our communes, we shall arm our people. Militia, and what-not. Yeah. Totally gonna be awesome. Get as many of 'em. I heard 2 but I just don't know, man. What does anything mean, these days?”
Map
EDIT: Stats are updated, by the way.
July 1st, 2021.
East America
Maine: Attack of the Five Year Plans
Confident in the skill of their ranked choice voting army, Maine arranges the liberation of Montreal. Strong in numbers, the army votes what to do with a ranked choice voting system, what weapons to use with a ranked choice voting system, and then proceeds the invasion. However the anarchists of Montreal seemed more resistant than expected, lucking out on holding the perimeter against a superior enemy. Most of the generals were surprised by the resistance, as it was against all odds that they defended so succesfully. General Matheson, age 5, leader of the Plans, blames the ineptitude and lack of ranked choice voting in other areas of the nations, saying “You’re stupid and dumb and I made a big war yesterday before today,” referring to his expertly drawn strategy:
(Note:
Ninjacow, due to libertarianism your units cost a base 2, not 3, so you have 2 remaining eco.)
Greens: Third Participation of Ohio
The Greens had more luck in their endeavours. Capitulating at superior academic expertise against the Trump Loyalists of Ohio, Pennsylvania has succesfully been expanded westwards. This was their third province, and as such it’s the third participation of a state in the great third participation of Jill Stein.
The NEG: Boat
Boat
Half Across North America
The SDSPRA
Being intensely Swedish, the SDSPRA succesfully invaded South Dakota, destroying the forces in place. The victory is attributed to superior rationing of Swedish meatballs and pickled herring over the starving forces trying to defend the perimeter. If you draw a line from the border interjection eastwards and color the resulting cross yellow, the new territory even looks a little bit like the old Swedish flag.
The DRA
How the hell did this attack fail? Superior in numbers and with high morale against the arsonists that had issues with Trump’s distribution of FREEDOMs (Freedom Rains Eternally Everywhere Distributing Overclocked Motherlodes-nukes), they faced a bunch of freeloading underachievers and yet still failed. Trumpcago did not succeed at liberating St. Donald. Generals claim the failing soldiers did not love Supreme President Trump enough and are conspiring by sending jobs to the Chinese Wasteland. The Democratic Trump Army is overhauled, with Loyalty Oaths and a Patriotism Test which includes ****ting on the Communist Manifesto and pissing on eco-******** captives.
(Seriously Terrance, I’m baffled at your lack of luck here. Unit strength is 3 against 3 and you had 6 against 2, all whiffing with the rolls.)
Domestically, however, the DRA went through a number of brilliant reforms that bettered the lives of loyalists all across Illinois. Trump Care guarantees better hospitalization in return for a few surveillance compromises, the Trump Phone program features a phone network of LIBERTY with dangerous subversive and Alien influences filtered out, Trump Jobs now allow people full time jobs in NYC, and Trump Foods increases availability of radiation free foodstuffs. Finally, Jacen Warhiss gets a raise, prompting him to go on vacation in Iowa.
West America
The Gaians
By using the superior gender, the Feminists attack both northwards and southwards, embodying the holistic balance of their worldview. Succeeding in conquering Northern California, the Gaians can finally guarantee proper rights of more women in America.
California
The Musical Republic arranges the anarchization of Baja California, extending its reformed soldiers southwards as to take control of the territory. The move is somewhat succesful, seeing that the fascistoid Loyalist numbers are cut in half. This will surely bode well in the following year.
Also I have to share the orders as they are (without the concrete instructions of course):
“First, we shall organise our militia. Dressed in protective leather. And kevlar. Y'know, there's a difference between being dead and bein' anarchic, yeah? Know what I mean? Regardless, our target will be Baja California. As we all know, they're dreadful Trump Loyalist, and we must eliminate them!
After that, with the remaining not-money, but cooperatively-created goods in our communes, we shall arm our people. Militia, and what-not. Yeah. Totally gonna be awesome. Get as many of 'em. I heard 2 but I just don't know, man. What does anything mean, these days?”
Map
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EDIT: Stats are updated, by the way.
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Terrance888
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The Supreme President sat enshadowed, petting his father’s toupee, cradled in his arm.
“So you’re telling me we outnumbered them three to one.”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And they were anarchist trash.”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And we lost?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“Two whole divisions were destroyed?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And the Trump Loyalists in Ohio rolled over like a dog?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
Donald Trump Jr’s anger started like an all american barbeque. Slow, smokey. And then someone drops the entire bottle of lighter fluid on the hot charcoal.
“Are you grobbing kidding me, men? You telling me we can’t whip some Anarchist TRASH who pick their ears with flogging Q-Tips? Who’s the goat here? Who is the sorry excuse for a general on MY TEAM?”
Silence. Then the supreme president pulled up the twitter to judge the pulse of his nation. Or well, pull up the list of service personnel in the Democratic Trump Army.
“Let’s see… why are there no Negro McBlacks or Chen Arse Bongs to fire? St. Trump cries for freedom from chaos… And someone flogged it up for me… Ah!” The Supreme President grinned. “Who the grob is “Private Griffin Watkins”? What a piss poor name. I know already he has a doffing bad attitude. His ass is mine!” He started working himself into a frenzy. “It’s his fault, with a name like that! Who can take our army seriously when we let obvious plants in the front line! He’s a spy! A plant! An Alien menace! It’s him! I can feel it in the hair!”
“But… but sir.” ventured a sweating career military professional “No one will believe that a private ruined the entire operation.”
“Name him a doffing general, and write his name in all the reports, so I can fire his ass!”
“Yes sir!”
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“These are the “fixed” reports?”
“Yes sir.”
“This “General Griffin Watkins” sounds like a boss.
“But sir…”
“It says here he lead his entire division into a trap, and then survived!
“Well, sir you…”
“I want him promoted to Grand Marshal!”
“Sir!?”
“You heard me right. I want him to lead the next offensive on St. Trump.”
“But he’s the g...”
“Are you talking back to me? Telling me I’m a liar? You’re fired!”
“... Sir?”
“Kill him. Kill him now!” shouted the Supreme President.
The office resounded with the sound of gunfire as the enemy agent was taken down for lying to the Supreme President. It was a wonder how such a man rose to the rank of General.
“So you’re telling me we outnumbered them three to one.”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And they were anarchist trash.”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And we lost?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“Two whole divisions were destroyed?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
“And the Trump Loyalists in Ohio rolled over like a dog?”
“Yes, Supreme President.”
Donald Trump Jr’s anger started like an all american barbeque. Slow, smokey. And then someone drops the entire bottle of lighter fluid on the hot charcoal.
“Are you grobbing kidding me, men? You telling me we can’t whip some Anarchist TRASH who pick their ears with flogging Q-Tips? Who’s the goat here? Who is the sorry excuse for a general on MY TEAM?”
Silence. Then the supreme president pulled up the twitter to judge the pulse of his nation. Or well, pull up the list of service personnel in the Democratic Trump Army.
“Let’s see… why are there no Negro McBlacks or Chen Arse Bongs to fire? St. Trump cries for freedom from chaos… And someone flogged it up for me… Ah!” The Supreme President grinned. “Who the grob is “Private Griffin Watkins”? What a piss poor name. I know already he has a doffing bad attitude. His ass is mine!” He started working himself into a frenzy. “It’s his fault, with a name like that! Who can take our army seriously when we let obvious plants in the front line! He’s a spy! A plant! An Alien menace! It’s him! I can feel it in the hair!”
“But… but sir.” ventured a sweating career military professional “No one will believe that a private ruined the entire operation.”
“Name him a doffing general, and write his name in all the reports, so I can fire his ass!”
“Yes sir!”
---------
“These are the “fixed” reports?”
“Yes sir.”
“This “General Griffin Watkins” sounds like a boss.
“But sir…”
“It says here he lead his entire division into a trap, and then survived!
“Well, sir you…”
“I want him promoted to Grand Marshal!”
“Sir!?”
“You heard me right. I want him to lead the next offensive on St. Trump.”
“But he’s the g...”
“Are you talking back to me? Telling me I’m a liar? You’re fired!”
“... Sir?”
“Kill him. Kill him now!” shouted the Supreme President.
The office resounded with the sound of gunfire as the enemy agent was taken down for lying to the Supreme President. It was a wonder how such a man rose to the rank of General.
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
Marry Christmas to all of you!
NEXT ORDERS DEADLINE IS JANUARY 3rd. I'll update January 4th.
NEXT ORDERS DEADLINE IS JANUARY 3rd. I'll update January 4th.
Angst
Rambling and inconsistent
Three order sets is too little for me to invest hours into an update - sorry guys, even those that didn't send, I'm sure you didn't mean to.
As is, this is sadly dead.
As is, this is sadly dead.
Terrance888
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Drumpf Wins The Bullet Election!
Electorally ofc.
Electorally ofc.
