We shall be conquering the world!

Bah fine.

Send me to work with the provincial farmers/family then. See how you like it when I make a Cullist reformation of CFCism....

:p
 
I get dibs on China, Korea, Taiwan and Japan.

Presidential Dictatorship, Anarcho-liberal
Laissez-faire
Secularized
Lim. Citizenship
Anti-Military

Cultures: Yankee*, Chinese, Japanese, Korean

*I have an English friend in Liverpool, but he's assimilated to my culture.
 
I can infiltrate Arcelor Mittal, eventually gain control and create a space mining division which will bring in Trillions of dollars a year!

I can also do IT, if the enemy's tanks don't move, planes don't fly, AA can't target and ships can't sail then they are basically defenseless
 
The Ministry of Truth sounds so much better than information or disinformation. And what about the Ministry of Love?
 
I would be happy to take on the Ministry of External or Internal Affairs. I'm a good diplomat, or so I'm told. I'm also Egyptian, so I know all the techniques of ruthless oppression, if that's your gig; if it isn't, I can administrate quite well. Alternately, I can be head of Irregular Warfare or Intelligence (I'm good with languages), if need be.

If, that is, you include Arabic in the list of languages to be mastered.
 
I have this awesome feeling of deja vu that we already have a thread like this.

Nevertheless sign me up in the army!
 
In as cannon fodder. Note that I may have plans to lead some sort of coup after conquest is done. :)
 
Wish you could have given me a couple of months warning to whip myself back into some semblance of shape! That said, gimme my rifle and my marching orders, sir! Oh, and I'll be bringing my mighty war goggie, Suki, to spread terror and licks upon the enemy.
 
I'm pretty tall and imposing. I suppose I could be the official chronicler of Stuff We Do. Or I could be in charge of combat engineers.
 
I'll be the main supplier of troops in 18-21 years.
 
I have military experience in both laser tag and the video game "Empire at War". So sign me up for something!
 
I don't regularly play whatever you are playing...

Shall I put you down for the cannon fodder part? :p
Properly wielded, a hockey stick - with or without having shot a puck - can be lethal.

Hmmm....

If Igloodude and a few select other naval veterans on this forum agree to join my crew, I will sweep the seas of our enemies :trouble:
You're gonna look silly, doing it with baseball bats...

I'll be the main supplier of troops in 18-21 years.
I think they might be needed a little sooner than that... :p
 
I'm pretty tall and imposing. I suppose I could be the official chronicler of Stuff We Do. Or I could be in charge of combat engineers.

You could write a Xenophon-like tale (Anabasis) about how we charged into global conquest only because Cheetah said it was kewl, and then chronicle how we escaped back to our computers after Cheetah was murded by Kim Jong 2.
 
You could write a Xenophon-like tale (Anabasis) about how we charged into global conquest only because Cheetah said it was kewl, and then chronicle how we escaped back to our computers after Cheetah was murded by Kim Jong 2.
And then we could make a movie that critics would call "a Warriors ripoff"!

Genius! :D
 
Anyways when CFC divvies up the world, Imma declare myself the Archduke of the Twin Cities Metro area.

I've had some more thoughts about the GDRs, certainly, I wouldn't let you guys use 'em, but I suppose if mutually beneficial arrangements could be made I would have them perform actions that would be agreeable to the CFC cause.

Anyways, I just wanna be fabulously wealthy so that I may sit in my palace accumulating vices and slowly descending into utter insanity.
 
Anyways when CFC divvies up the world, Imma declare myself the Archduke of the Twin Cities Metro area.

I've had some more thoughts about the GDRs, certainly, I wouldn't let you guys use 'em, but I suppose if mutually beneficial arrangements could be made I would have them perform actions that would be agreeable to the CFC cause.

Anyways, I just wanna be fabulously wealthy so that I may sit in my palace accumulating vices and slowly descending into utter insanity.

If there are wealthy there are poor. An unnacceptable state of affairs. Equality!
 
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