Weird News III - Beyond the Bizarre

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*sigh* Longcat died today.
 
Radioactive cows :cry:

Ukraine had the worst 20th century by far.

Cows radioactive enough to FLIP BITS IN A COMPUTER IN A NEARBY BUILDING.
 
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova...19-swish-gargle-spit-test-low-cases-1.5734074

Nova Scotia is working to implement the COVID-19 swish, gargle and spit test recently introduced for school-aged children in British Columbia, but right now there aren't enough cases to confirm the testing method.

There is currently one active case in the province.

"To really validate a test, you have to have people who have the virus, so that we can compare gargles to our standard testing," said Dr. Todd Hatchette, the chief of service for microbiology in the Nova Scotia Health Authority's central zone.

"Nova Scotia has done such a tremendous job at flattening the curve, that we don't really have positive tests at the moment that will allow us to do that."
 
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/vietnamese-police-to-investigate-condom-recycling-factory-1.5118170

HANOI, VIETNAM -- Vietnamese police said they will investigate a factory that was found recycling about 320,000 used condoms for resale, local media reported Thursday.

Following a tip from a local resident, Binh Duong provincial market inspectors over the weekend raided a factory near Ho Chi Minh City where they found used condoms being repacked for sale at the market, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

A market inspector said the owner of the factory, a 34-year-old woman, confessed that they bought the used condoms from a man in the province. The condoms were washed, reshaped and packed into plastic packages, the newspaper said.
 
I wanted to post that digital pregnancy test that lets you play the PC game Doom if positive, but I've already lost the "weirdest of the day" I see :sad:

Now I am curious.
 
I wanted to post that digital pregnancy test that lets you play the PC game Doom if positive, but I've already lost the "weirdest of the day" I see :sad:

Aww, learning I was going to have a kid wasn't quite that bad.
 
Aww, learning I was going to have a kid wasn't quite that bad.

Just as long as it didn't happen because you were using a secondhand condom. :shifty:
 
Just as long as it didn't happen because you were using a secondhand condom. :shifty:

What I am wondering is how the condom salesman got all 320,000. Presumably not all personal use because that would make him a busy boy.
 
I wanted to post that digital pregnancy test that lets you play the PC game Doom if positive, but I've already lost the "weirdest of the day" I see :sad:
link or it didnt happen!1one
 
https://mashable.com/article/pregnancy-test-doom/

He's just using the display screen. (There is more equipment outside the tester's 'shell', and the actual pregnancy testing part has been gutted-for example, it can't be used to enable the game if test is positive)
Aww, anyone could do that.
Very disappointing! :(

The real-deal Doom Pregnancy Test and other varieties will have to wait for future generations I guess.
 
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova...lusive-opportunities-association-ns-1.5737207

Anyone looking to see Premier Stephen McNeil get pied to the face should consider donating to a Middleton, N.S., non-profit organization that helps people with disabilities learn skills and find employment.

The Inclusive Opportunities Association of Nova Scotia is looking to raise a minimum of $600. If they raise that much money, McNeil said he would take a pie to the face. As of 5 p.m. on Saturday, close to $2,000 had been raised.

"There's lots of people out there who would like to be able to do that," McNeil said in a video promoting the fundraiser.
 
Warning: NSFW-ish image in the link.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...is-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

Jamie Gagne insists it was his wife's idea to carve a giant wooden penis with a chainsaw and erect it on their front lawn, but he'll gladly fight for it in a court of law.

The Montreal-born man says he first crafted the 2.1-metre tall "anatomically correct" statue in June to protest the bureaucratic red tape that was preventing him from getting a permit to complete a shed outside his home in Wilton, N.Y.

"[The town] stopped communicating with me, so I was getting a little frustrated, and I kind of wanted to draw their attention and kind of brute force a conversation," Gagne told As It Happens host Carol Off.

But instead, he ended up in conversation with a pair of state troopers who arrested him on a charge of displaying offensive sexual material. He pleaded not guilty in court on Tuesday, and is fighting to have the charges dismissed.

New York State Police confirmed the arrest and said it came after Gange was given a warning to remove the statue from public view. The Town of Wilton did not respond to a request for comment.

Also:

"He says most of his neighbours love his giant penis, and folks would often stop to take pictures of it."
 
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Warning: NSFW-ish image in the link.

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...is-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141



Also:

"He says most of his neighbours love his giant penis, and folks would often stop to take pictures of it."
From the article:

Gagne, a woodworker and a carpenter by trade, says he's quite proud of his penis, which he describes as having the "the proper mushroom curvature on the tip" and "balls [that] are properly sack-like."

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...is-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

This is why we read the news every day. :lol:
 
Swearing parrots separated after telling folk where to go
Five African grey parrots at a Lincolnshire zoo believed to be a bad influence on each other

Five foul-mouthed parrots have been separated after learning to swear at a Lincolnshire zoo.

The parrots – named Billy, Elsie, Eric, Jade and Tyson – joined Lincolnshire Wildlife Park’s colony of 200 grey parrots in August. But soon after, they started encouraging each other to swear.

“We saw it very quickly – we are quite used to parrots swearing but we’ve never had five at the same time,” Steve Nichols, CEO of the wildlife park, told PA. “Most parrots clam up outside, but for some reason these five relish it.”

The parrots have since been distributed to different areas of the park so they do not “set each other off”.

No one had complained about the parrots, Nichols said, but they were separated for the sake of young visitors and in the hopes that they would pick up natural calls from the other African greys.

“People have come to us but they think it’s highly amusing, we haven’t had one complaint,” he said. “When a parrot tells you to fudge off, it amuses people very highly. It’s brought a big smile to a really hard year.”

The park is also home to parrot Chico, who made headlines in September after learning to sing a range of pop songs, including Beyoncé’s If I Were a Boy.
 
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