*Points to the drug dog*
Fang there has alerted on your currency sir. Please hand your wallet and any other cash in your pockets to Officer Grabnsnatch.
*Tases Bhsup when he reaches for his pocket, then takes the remaining cash and car keys*
Sorry, thought you might be reaching for a gun there. All your assets will now be prosecuted for having been involved in drug deals at some time in the past. Should you wish to hire an attorney for your assets, you won't be able to since we now have all your assets. No attorney will be provided for your assets, since of course assets don't have a right to representation.
Nice car. Would you like a ride home...er...somewhere?

Reminds me of this story:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/...ng_in_bootstrap_america_daily_annoyances.html
I once lost a whole truck over a few hundred bucks. It had been towed, and when I called the company they told me they’d need a few hundred dollars for the fee. I didn’t have a few hundred dollars. So I told them when I got paid next and that I’d call back then.
It was a huge pain in the ass for those days. It was the rainy season, and I wound up walking to work, adding another six miles or so a day to my imaginary pedometer. It was my own fault that I’d been towed, really, and I spent more than a couple hours ruing myself. I finally made it to payday, and when I went to get the truck, they told me that I now owed over a thousand dollars, nearly triple my paycheck. They charged a couple hundred dollars a day in storage fees. I explained that I didn’t have that kind of money, couldn’t even get it. They told me that I had some few months to get it together, including the storage for however long it took me to get it back, or that they’d simply sell it. They would, of course, give me any money above and beyond their fees if they recovered that much.
I was working two jobs at the time. Both were part time. Neither paid a hundred bucks a day, much less two.
Anything can make you lose your apartment, because any unexpected problem can set off that Rube Goldberg device.
I wound up losing my jobs. So did my husband. We couldn’t get from point A to point B quickly enough, and we showed up to work, late, either soaked to the skin or sweating like pigs one too many times. And with no work, we wound up losing our apartment.
It’s amazing what things that are absolute crises for me are simple annoyances for people with money.
Even the briefest encounter with the law can be devastating for poor people.
I've heard of people dying over a $0.75 cigarette.
.........Oh right, this is the Bitcoin thread.
Microsoft is now taking Bitcoins!
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/12/11/you-can-now-pay-for-xbox-and-windows-content-with-bitcoin
Microsoft is now accepting payments in Bitcoin for content from its online stores.
According to Microsoft, users can add the cryptocurrency to their accounts, which can then in turn by used to buy games, apps, music, and videos from the Xbox Games, Xbox Music, Xbox Video, Windows, and Windows Phone stores.
"The use of digital currencies such as bitcoin, while not yet mainstream, is growing beyond the early enthusiasts," says Microsoft VP of Universal Store Eric Lockard in the official announcement. "We expect this growth to continue and allowing people to use bitcoin to purchase our products and services now allows us to be at the front edge of that trend."
Coindesk says that Microsoft partnered with Bitcoin processor BitPay to make the new payments possible.