What Every Man Should Know

[classical_hero]

That's because women are terrible with money. Which is why it is important that REAL men know how to balance a checkbook.

I disagree. My dad is absolutely terrible with money and my mother was excellent with it.

 

[bhsup]

I was joking, guys...

 

[Communisto]

to stay to the right on a motherflipping escalator if youre gonna just stand there like a jack ass

 

[bhsup]

Um... to know you're not supposed to move on an escalator!

 

[W|M]

That Humon comics are the best ones ever!

 

[classical_hero]

I was joking, guys...

I was disagreeing with the women being bad with money part, not the fact that Real men should be good with money.

 

[Communisto]

Um... to know you're not supposed to move on an escalator!

Why? Is it a ride? Do you enjoy getting places in less time? Are you five years old?

 

[Mango Elephant]

Why? Is it a ride? Do you enjoy getting places in less time? Are you five years old?

Welllll, like my Mama always did say, "you could trip and die".

 

[Communisto]

Like dad always said, "don't be a wuss'.

 

[bhsup]

Real Men should know whether to go for the good package or the big gun.

 

[Leifmk]

how to balance a checkbook.

To paraphrase Achewood, I ain't got a checkbook; I also ain't got an Apple IIc, polio, or a falcon. In other words: Obsolete. Hell, they were obsolete twenty years ago.

And real men only deal with obsolete crap if they do it for fun (such as messing around with veteran cars, or building trebuchets as a hobby, or whatever). Obsolete accounting practices... well, I suppose there might be some people who find those fun as well, and I guess as long as no bystanders get hurt...

 

[Elrohir]

John Wayne died fairly early from lung cancer. If that's what a man should be, I don't want it.

Real men don't feel the need to smoke cigarettes.

Psh. It wasn't the cigs, it was the radiation from nuclear weapons! Which makes it considerably more manly and awesome -- six packs a day wasn't enough to kill him, it took a bunch of nuclear bombs going off to do the trick.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Like dad always said, "don't be a wuss'.

I am sorry your dad was such an alpha-male douche.

 

[Dachs]

Welllll, like my Mama always did say, "you could trip and die".

Better not walk anywhere ever

 

[Patroklos]

I am sorry your dad was such an alpha-male douche.

I'm sorry you got beat up in high school

 

[Mango Elephant]

I'm sorry you got beat up in high school

I'm a freshman in high school right now. And thank you, but I've only had bullies one time and I took care of them (by telling the teachers - it was 2nd grade).

 

[W|M]

*Don't be a [censored] snitch.

 

[Communisto]

I am sorry your dad was such an alpha-male douche.

Too bad yours wasn't. Being an aplha-male douche rules.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Psh. It wasn't the cigs, it was the radiation from nuclear weapons! Which makes it considerably more manly and awesome -- six packs a day wasn't enough to kill him, it took a bunch of nuclear bombs going off to do the trick.

Radiation he got while playing Genghis Khan, no less.

 

[ParkCungHee]

How to throw and take a good punch.