If you can understand a map and a compass you shouldn't need to ask for directions! Asking for directions is girly and degrading for a man! And real men don't get lost, we merely opt for longer paths.
Now that's a traitorous statement.
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Communisto
Condottiere
I don't need to know how to cook because I always had women to do that for me
Men hunt, women cook
ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
No, women are cooks and men are chefs.
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Random Nonsense Generator
How to light a lantern in a dark place... to avoid being eaten by a grue.
Mango Elephant
Deity
I hear women love men that can cook well.
Communisto
Condottiere
I don't need to know how to cook because I always had women to do that for me
so... you can't cook?
How unmanly.
Disgustipated
Deity
Check and change your oil.
Edit:
I was going to say that actually, but decided someone not knowing how was too ridiculous.
problem with that is these new-fangled cars. How do you get the maintenance light to go off unless you have the computer thingy the oil change shops have?
You and your mom have had some interesting moments together.
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didn't see that linkI know over 200 of my relatives, I know I have far more than that though (We had 300+ blood relatives at my Grandpa's 90th birthday and like 100 family friends!)not all of us are mormons with 345634634 relatives
But what did you expect from Indian Catholics?
Always have a plan B.
Cooking is also good so you can eat well while a bachelor
MobBoss
Off-Topic Overlord
Real men dont cook....they grill.
Communisto
Condottiere
Real men have not tried my spaghetti sauce.
Wait... that came out extremely effeminate for some reason.
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
Truer words have never been said!
Nonsense, he didn't say we were supposed to do it, merely that we should. I'm an infinitely better cook than my girlfriend. Knowing how to cook for yourself is like knowing how to do your own laundry or sew buttons and patches on: its self-reliance, and self-reliance is manly.
Bingo. Though I still make the best ratatouille in town.
MagisterCultuum
Great Sage
My spaghetti sauce (actually a hearty sauce like that is better with penne) is quite good, but my lasagna is amazing.
I've never really cared much for steak. Meat is good in moderation, but I don't like it to dominate a meal.
When the bible describes Esau as being a hunter and Jacob as staying inside and cooking it calls Jacob a "perfect man" (or at least I hear that that is a more literal translation of the Hebrew.) The implication may be that a real man is not some big macho boy but a well rounded individual who does not need to rely on woman to take care of him. Those who want a wife or girlfriend to fill the role of their mother are too immature.
I've never really cared much for steak. Meat is good in moderation, but I don't like it to dominate a meal.
When the bible describes Esau as being a hunter and Jacob as staying inside and cooking it calls Jacob a "perfect man" (or at least I hear that that is a more literal translation of the Hebrew.) The implication may be that a real man is not some big macho boy but a well rounded individual who does not need to rely on woman to take care of him. Those who want a wife or girlfriend to fill the role of their mother are too immature.
Thoughtful Thug
Deity
I don't need to know how to cook because I always had women to do that for me
Men hunt, women cook
Dude, I don't think you ever had a woman -let alone ever can keep one.
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civver_764
Deity
#) Weight loss is for girls
I make very delicious steak, but I can't live on just steak (and grilled veges)
If you find the sweetest and hottest girl in the world and she loves you, but she can do any of these "woman" tasks then what do you do? (I put parenthesis around woman because both genders can do it just fine)
self-sufficency is good
are you sure?
I agree with Luiz' version of directions and Cutlass' comment on handshakes.
I'd like to add a few...
Learn how cool dirt is, like it, taste it and let it help build your immune system because you ate some of it. This is universal for all sports guys, regardless, of whether you kick a football or throw one.
It's most likely your fault. Get over it.
Screw multi-tasking. You'll never be good at it. Understand your limitations and focus on critical few objectives and stay on task.
Along the same lines, don't spray shotgun shells around when meeting a group of girls. Targeted rifle shots will serve you better in attempting to close the deal.
A,B,C...always be closing.
I'd like to add a few...
Learn how cool dirt is, like it, taste it and let it help build your immune system because you ate some of it. This is universal for all sports guys, regardless, of whether you kick a football or throw one.
It's most likely your fault. Get over it.
Screw multi-tasking. You'll never be good at it. Understand your limitations and focus on critical few objectives and stay on task.
Along the same lines, don't spray shotgun shells around when meeting a group of girls. Targeted rifle shots will serve you better in attempting to close the deal.
A,B,C...always be closing.
civver_764
Deity
#) There are always bounds of reason.
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