“If you’re asking for my personal opinion, I believe it has to do with the way they were wired from the start – I say again, only some women, not all – and the origins of it all can be traced back to Eve and her urge to take a bite from the Apple,” Pence opined. “As a result, women today are trying to seduce men all the time; our women especially so. Luck would have it that the same women who seem to suffer from the excessive activity of the Eve gene – let’s call it that for now – also seem to be feminists. Coincidentally, they also seem to be the only women who are attending dates and lunches with men without a chaperone.”
“Now, call me crazy, but I’m constantly being courted and wooed by these feminists every time I set foot outside the White House, and they don’t seem to care that I’m happily married and that, if we’re being honest, my wife is no pussycat when provoked. That’s the real reason why I try to avoid meeting women alone; part of it has to do with the fact that my integrity and honesty don’t allow it, and part of it has to do with me being concerned for the general health of those women, regardless of the fact they’re feminists. If Karen so much as catches a whiff of any of them, I’m likely to be the last man they’ll ever talk to using their own teeth,” vice president Pence concluded.
