1. We have added a Gift Upgrades feature that allows you to gift an account upgrade to another member, just in time for the holiday season. You can see the gift option when going to the Account Upgrades screen, or on any user profile screen.
    Dismiss Notice

What would You do in A zombie Scenario

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by cubsfan6506, Nov 7, 2007.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. cubsfan6506

    cubsfan6506 Got u

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2006
    Messages:
    6,266
    Location:
    Awesome Land
    Heres the rules
    1. Zombies are slow (Don't think dawn of the dead.
    2.Zombies can't use weapons.
    3.Zombies are dumb.
    4.Zombie virus contact through biting.
    5.They can't starve.
    I would run to walmart. Finally take all of those Tiawaniase children and grab guns and sit behind the gun counter. Of course with a few friends to cover my ass.
     
  2. skadistic

    skadistic Caomhanach

    Joined:
    May 25, 2004
    Messages:
    15,239
    Location:
    Land of Mary
    Zombies are slow in 'Dawn of the Dead'. The original.
     
  3. JohnRM

    JohnRM Don't make me destroy you

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2004
    Messages:
    11,582
    Location:
    Death Star
    Grab some essential items and supplies and retreat to my bug-out location. Hunker down and wait for them to die or starve to death...whatever.
     
  4. Fifty

    Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2004
    Messages:
    10,649
    Location:
    an ecovillage in madagascar
    While waiting for them to come get me, I'd run around murdering every little idiot who is into this zombie mini-fad.
     
  5. Gogf

    Gogf Indescribable

    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2003
    Messages:
    10,163
    Location:
    Plane Of Fish Sticks
    Why is there suddenly a new zombie spam-thread every week? It's getting pretty annoying.
     
  6. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2002
    Messages:
    49,809
    Location:
    Salisbury Plain
    I'd surround myself in crosses, ready some stakes, consume a massive amount a garlic and purchase some sunlamps.
     
  7. cubsfan6506

    cubsfan6506 Got u

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2006
    Messages:
    6,266
    Location:
    Awesome Land
    Cause zombies are sweet.
     
  8. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2005
    Messages:
    22,877
    Location:
    Melbourne, AUS Reputation:131^(9/2)
    Unless these zombies are zombie-vampires, you're screwed.

    If they're so sweet, why don't you just eat them?
     
  9. Endim_Analys

    Endim_Analys Chieftain

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2004
    Messages:
    58
    I would gather weapons and ammo in my 1337-roomy clothes and then store my friends in my basement and then join the zombies.
     
  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2002
    Messages:
    49,809
    Location:
    Salisbury Plain
    No way, garlic totally kills zombies, everybody knows that.
     
  11. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2005
    Messages:
    22,877
    Location:
    Melbourne, AUS Reputation:131^(9/2)
    I suppose if you could get breath bad enough that it overpowers the zombie's, that might kill them...
     
  12. jafink

    jafink King

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2005
    Messages:
    634
    I would approach the Zombie King with a proposal for peace. Than we could all live together as friends. Although, sometimes the Zommbies or humans would have friendly competitions, like boxing matches, only the zombie would bite instead of punch.
     
  13. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2002
    Messages:
    49,809
    Location:
    Salisbury Plain
    And garlic is delicious too!
     
  14. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2004
    Messages:
    20,927
    Location:
    Ottawa, Ontario
    wife wanted to comment:

     
  15. Fifty

    Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2004
    Messages:
    10,649
    Location:
    an ecovillage in madagascar
    First on my murder list would be anyone I found with a copy of one of those crappy Max Brooks novels.
     
  16. GoodEnoughForMe

    GoodEnoughForMe n.m.s.s.

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2006
    Messages:
    5,445
    Location:
    new alhambra
    I would throw old records at them, and then go hang out in a pub.
     
  17. amadeus

    amadeus The Choice of a New Generation

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2001
    Messages:
    35,270
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Osaka (大阪)
    He was a zombie?
     
  18. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

    Joined:
    May 17, 2003
    Messages:
    20,498
    I would kill the people I hated and say they were zombies.
     
  19. nc-1701

    nc-1701 bombombedum

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2005
    Messages:
    4,025
    Location:
    America
    I'de gather the weapons I have. (We own Jos and Bokkens for martial arts and have at least some idea of how to use them).
    Then search for friends I could trust and more weapons, only engaging the zombies when totally necessary.
    The rest depends on things like how fast it spreads, if it's slow I'de just sit it out at home while the authorities got rid of the infected ones and tracked down the source. If fast (Unlikely if the only zombie production mechanism is a bite), I'de try to get into minimally populated ares...
     
  20. Integral

    Integral Can't you hear it?

    Joined:
    Apr 12, 2007
    Messages:
    4,021
    Location:
    Boston, MA
    I'd run to New Hampshire and beg Igloodude to let me into his bunker.

    If he wouldn't, I'd move to Norway. Because Norway's too cold for zombies.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page