What would your father or Mother do at this point?

[Gary Childress]

Suppose there is a God, maybe the one in the Bible and Koran. Or maybe God is something of an Eastern religious character? Or maybe we all see God in whatever fashion God happens to present to different people (whether it be a burning bush or just a voice in the sky, or a person with blue skin, or maybe just an average looking person, or maybe God is in each of us, etc)?

Assuming for a moment there is a God; if God wanted to communicate something to us today, what might God tell a prophet to convey to the rest of us?

My guess is that it would be something along the lines of:

"Creating all of you was a major blunder! I don't know what I was thinking at the time! So go your own way and figure things out for yourselves. Good luck! You've broken every commandment I've issued. You killed and/or tortured probably half of the prophets I've sent to speak to you. You have complained that I am too merciful to your enemies. You've complained that I am too hard on yourselves. I can't accommodate everyone and I'm tired of trying!"

Any other ideas?

 

[Farm Boy]

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Seriously though. I'd go with something along the lines of - You're the same as you've always been. If I loved you then I love you now. If I hated you then I still hate you now.

 

[dusters]

The stuff he is already telling to modern prophets. Look up kryon.com, for example.

 

[EgonSpengler]

"You all have it all wrong about Me. About what I want, about how I hoped you'd behave, about what I think is righteous. That book? Wrong. That holiday? Wrong. That guy who said those things? Close, but wrong. All those wars? Ugh, don't get me started. All of that shi- er, stuff is on you guys. You all made it all up yourselves. Don't put it on my shoulders."

"But, hey, even though you were barking up the wrong tree a lot, it wasn't all bad. Some of that music is great. I like the art and the architecture. The charity and good works are great, the hospitals and universities and homeless shelters and so on. You guys deserve all the credit, no need to praise My name."

 

[Gary Childress]

"You all have it all wrong about Me. About what I want, about how I hoped you'd behave, about what I think is righteous. That book? Wrong. That holiday? Wrong. That guy who said those things? Close, but wrong. All those wars? Ugh, don't get me started. All of that shi- er, stuff is on you guys. You all made it all up yourselves. Don't put it on my shoulders."

"But, hey, even though you were barking up the wrong tree a lot, it wasn't all bad. Some of that music is great. I like the art and the architecture. The charity and good works are great, the hospitals and universities and homeless shelters and so on. You guys deserve all the credit, no need to praise My name."

I like this one myself...

@Farmboy:

Moral of the story: When they come for your house with a bulldozer to create a new highway and you step away for a moment form your position laying in front of the dozer to block it, be sure to pack a towel and hope that someone comes along with a "heart of Gold" to save your rear.

 

[Kennigit]

"Why do you all have so many gardens without sex in them?

That's what I made them for"

 

[Gary Childress]

The stuff he is already telling to modern prophets. Look up kryon.com, for example.

Wow! That's a big audience. Do these "prophets" charge for the event or can anyone attend for free?

 

[Agent327]

I'm not sure what my Mom and dad have to do with all this...

 

[brennan]

A real god would not need the intermediary of a prophet.

 

[dusters]

Wow! That's a big audience. Do these "prophets" charge for the event or can anyone attend for free?

There are kryon seminars all around world for a symbolic fee, as far as i know. I don't attend them myself. But these "channelers" who claim to channel angelic entities have appared since 1980s.

 

[Gary Childress]

There are kryon seminars all around world for a symbolic fee, as far as i know. I don't attend them myself. But these "channelers" who claim to channel angelic entities have appared since 1980s.

What is the "symbolic" fee?

I'm not sure what my Mom and dad have to do with all this...

Sorry Jeelen, just figuratively speaking. "God the father"..."our father who art in heaven"...that sort of stuff.

 

[Gary Childress]

Sorry I created two posts in a row and didn't need to.

 

[dusters]

What is the "symbolic" fee?.

I think it was 20 euros when they visited Latvia 2 years ago iirc.

 

[Gary Childress]

I think it was 20 euros when they visited Latvia 2 years ago iirc.

Wow. I don't think many of the previous prophets ever charged anything for saving poor souls form misery. I take it the price of salvation has gone up just a little?

 

[dusters]

I dare you to read up about on kryon.com. I'm not affiliated with them in any way.

 

[Gary Childress]

I dare you to read up about on kryon.com. I'm not affiliated with them in any way.

Why? What's so great about them? There's a lot of stuff to read out there. I can't read it all so I have to "filter" a bit. If I think something will be of great help then I might read it.

 

[dusters]

Nothing's great. Don't read them then.

 

[warpus]

"Hey guys, I don't really have a son, I'm just a blob of energy and stuff"

"There is no holy land and there are no chosen people. Don't be daft, I don't play favourites."

"When you pray, I don't really ever hear any of it lol. But if it works for you, keep at it"

"Feel free to use my name in vain. I don't really care"

"I didn't even know you guys existed until last thursday"

"Don't be dicks to eachother and smile more often"

 

[cybrxkhan]

"Guys, guys, we can totally fix the Israel Palestine issue by doing [rambles off the perfect way to fix the Israel Palestine conflict]... [some time later] Aw come on guys, I'm freaking God, why don't you listen to me?"

Also

"I'm really getting into this eastern mysticism stuff."

 

[brennan]

"David Icke was right all along."