So your answer to "mature doesn't exist in college" is an internet meme and then saying you've got unbelievable stories about your complicated relationship?
The irony!
No, no, no, no, no.
Mature exists in college, she's just hard to find sometimes.
And it's not complicated because of any immaturity, but because I'm too ing shy to tell her what she most likely knows already, as her body language is practically shouting "I'm attracted to you!" all the time. Now add that she's 8% older than me and I'd seem like the last guy in the world to get someone as great as her, that's the unbelievable part. Well, at least it proves that you don't need to be rich or good-looking.