Where is Poland?

[warpus]

You know how some people say that love conquers all?

That is not true. Vodka conquers all. And once I am sufficiently Polanded up, I will become invincible. So bring it on, you debate losin giant rocket as penis "hey look at me, I'm married" boy.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I...I can't top that.

Edit: And I tried but nothing measured up.

 

[Domen]

"Wisdom of England tongue very big in Poland" - cabaret Ani Mru Mru:


Link to video.

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

Here is an article from British papers quoting UNICEF and talking about central Europe:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/apr/10/children-bleaker-future-coalition-unicef

Unicef says there does not appear to be a strong relationship with countries' per-capita GDP and there are signs that the countries of central and eastern Europe are being to close the gap on more established industrial economies.

 

[warpus]

I...I can't top that.

Edit: And I tried but nothing measured up.

Vodka.. it will make people take off their hats.. or pants!

 

[Domen]

Polish architecture is the best in the world. Here is a typical Polish house (you have nothing comparable in your silly countries):

Spoiler :

Polish architects and engineers like Vodka very much.

 

[warpus]

Sopot

I visited this place back in 2004. Sopot rocks. Granted, I went right before the tourist season started, so there weren't too many people about.. I can see the place get packed with tourists during tourist season.. but then again probably also tons of hot babes in bikinis, so it might be better.. or worse.. who knows

 

[Domen]

After you drink a lot of Vodka, this house looks straight while all other houses look crooked like this one.

 

[LegionSteve]

I'm sober (it's still morning here) but looking at that building makes me feel drunk

 

[amadeus]

Former commies = East
Present commies = West

So Poland is in Eastern Europe.

 

[Leoreth]

After you drink a lot of Vodka, this house looks straight while all other houses look crooked like this one.

I guess then it makes sense to build houses like that in Poland.

 

[Carras Dad]

I'm sober (it's still morning here) but looking at that building makes me feel drunk

do you want to imply you're usually not sober at later times of the day?

 

[LegionSteve]

do you want to imply you're usually not sober at later times of the day?

Yup

 

[AdamCrock]

You know how some people say that love conquers all?

That is not true. Vodka conquers all. And once I am sufficiently Polanded up, I will become invincible. So bring it on, you debate losin giant rocket as penis "hey look at me, I'm married" boy.

Oh Lord ! A Foreigner discovered our source of never-ending power and our secret fountain of youth ! Man the barricade ! , send the starships !, inform the Priness Leia that Luke is her brother oh noooo ! We are all doomed ! haha Seriously brother Warpuss Im gonna try and vote You a honorary Pole of 2013 ^^ How's that sounds ^^ ?

 

[JohannaK]

But warpus is Polish-Canadian already...

 

[warpus]

AdamCrock, I was born in motherflippin Wrocław, can recite the Polish national anthem in 7 languages backwards and forwards, have had my feet washed by Lech Wałęsa, and sleep draped in a giant Polish flag. I also occasionally recite poetry with your mother.

 

[AdamCrock]

Hexagons have six sides.

Poland is in Northern Europe

Hex, Hax of course they have six sides ! Well ... duh... Your message is dull. Now let's have some vodka

 

[AdamCrock]

AdamCrock, I was born in motherflippin Wrocław, can recite the Polish national anthem in 7 languages backwards and forwards, have had my feet washed by Lech Wałęsa, and sleep draped in a giant Polish flag. I also occasionally recite poetry with your mother.

Oh ... I see .... well .... Just don't tell those scallywags and ruffians our secret awwright ? Well jolly be damned if it ain't my good ol' Pal ! ^^ (making a distraction so that we can ... You know ... jump in the shadows and have some drinks)

 

[Domen]

Former commies = East
Present commies = West

So Poland is in Eastern Europe.

Hahaha, this is the best post in this thread so far.

"Present commies" - ruthlessly honest, but true.

Some aspects of the EU and of the European "West" are simply ridiculous.

Like the recent change in German Highway Code from "driver" to "person driving a car" (because "driver" was supposedly sexist).

Or refusal to stage a theatre play because it was "too heterosexual" (this ridiculous event also took place in Germany).

Not mentioning other legal regulations of the EU - such as European standards of length and colour of carrots (this particular example is fictional), etc.

A real story is "Handbook of Using Rain Boots" (25 pages long), which was supposed to be an obligatory addition to any pair of rain boots sold in EU.

 

[LamaGT]

Hahaha, this is the best post in this thread so far.

"Present commies" - ruthlessly honest, but true.

Some aspects of the EU and of the European "West" are simply ridiculous.

Like the recent change in German Highway Code from "driver" to "person driving a car" (because "driver" was supposedly sexist).

Or refusal to stage a theatre play because it was "too heterosexual" (this ridiculous event also took place in Germany).

Not every language has neutral words, it doesn't make sense in English but it would in Italian and I assume German.