Poland is not self-absorbed - That's totally not true !
Speaking of which We need more threads about Poland
- here's some ideas
"Where is Poland? (already exists)"
"How is Polnad ?"
"Poland - 1001 ways to drink vodka"
"Poland - How we single-handedly won World War 2"
"Poland - Pump-Dream" (true story about Polish plumber from Newcastle who invented Mario Bros and then sold the rights to Nintendo for a bottle of vodka)
"Danzig Ist Polnish !"
"Polish brilliant engineerig - How Poland invented screen door submarine"
"Poland - If it's not in Poland it does not exist!" (Philosophical-Existential debate)
"Where the hell is my car ?!" (Travel guide through Poland for tourists)
"Things You wanted to know about Poland but were affraid to ask"
"
-So we got a poland cake, poland sorbet, poland pudding, or strawberry tart..
-(eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart ?
-Well, it's got some poland in it....
-'Ow much?
-Three. A lot, really.
-Well, I'll have a slice without so much Poland in it."