Velocipastor (on AMAZON prime)- First of all, do not watch this movie. You will not like it. It is, very unironically, exactly, EXACTLY what it sounds like... and its stupid. Its barely even a movie, but seems more like a college student's film class project, maybe even a high school student's project. The budget of this "movie" could not possibly have been more than $100 dollars. The scenes of the film are intended to form one coherent story, but they come across more like individual SNL skits, bad ones, the ones that get rejected.
The reason I watched this ridiculous "movie" was essentially a dare and to cast a vote in what was essentially a bet. The context is I was discussing The Batman, with family members who had just seen it, and the topic turned to other movies including other Batman movies. I then stated that the Clooney Batman movie, Batman & Robin, was one of the worst, if not the worst movie I'd ever seen. My family member declared the she had watched a movie that was much worse... Velocipastor and dared me to watch it and see if I could still call Batman & Robin "the worst".
My other family member had a different take. He rated the movie as being in the "So bad its Good" category, to which I immediately mentioned one of the most iconic movies in this category Starship Troopers. I said the title of the movie immediately reminded me of Sharknado, to which he responded that the reason they've made so many Sharknado movies is because they're in the "So bad its Good" category. But my other family member was hearing none of it and she declared that the movie was so ridiculous it wasn't even a movie.
So I took the bet/dare and watched the movie. Again... do not watch this movie. Its dumb. However, after watching it I have to agree that its a "So bad its Good". The movie is very intentionally, unflinchingly bad, right from the opening scene, and at no time does the film make even the slightest attempt to take itself seriously. It just keeps one-upping itself in terms of how increasingly and over the top ridiculously, cartoonishly bad it can get. Every possible cliché and terrible plot twist, bad script, non-sequitur, low budget thing you can imagine happens in this film. And its clear that the producer(s) did this on purpose. They were obviously trying to make the film as bad as possible, and because of this, it had an odd sort of trainwreck, can't-look-away appeal to it.
My final verdict was that it really can't be fairly compared to either Batman & Robin or Starship Troopers, in the sense that those were large budget movies that took themselves seriously and were trying to be clever, with the former trying to blend Burton's nightmare-circus-noir style with the retro 60's Batman camp into a serious Superhero film... and just failing miserably... and the latter actively going mocumentary with a parodic critique of a futuristic fascist society through the lense of a hybrid propaganda film/documentary. Velocipastor had no such point or goal (or budget). It was just "lets see how bad we can make this movie."
I am actually morbidly curious what others might think of it... but seriously... don't watch it. I'm warning you. I'm not refunding you the wasted moments of life you spend.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14135090/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
Might have to check it out. 
I've already found it on Amazon, but gotta be in the right mood to stomach this kinda movie.
FTFY
