Slightly edited for clarity (deleted interpolations by other people irrelevant to that particular conversation).
[18:17:48] <%Baseballi> dachs I am excited to see the next bestselling installment of your TL
[18:17:55] <@Dachs> still writing it
[18:17:56] * Baseballi is now known as Thlayli
[18:17:59] <+_Perfectionist> As are we all
[18:18:06] <@Dachs> I am excited to see the next bestselling installment of YOUR TL thlayli
[18:18:07] <%Thlayli> I'm sorry if I missed some errors last time
[18:18:11] <%Thlayli>

[18:18:15] <@Dachs> oh that's right
[18:18:20] <@Dachs> you abandoned me for a cheap whore
[18:18:27] <@Dachs> is that all I mean to you
[18:18:31] <%Thlayli> dachs, we're just taking a break, ok
[18:18:40] <%Thlayli> I was feeling a little stifled
[18:19:01] <@Dachs> is it because she has bigger continents than I do
[18:19:02] <@Dachs> is that it
[18:19:07] <+_Perfectionist> Dude
[18:19:16] <+_Perfectionist> have you seen the tracts of land on her?
[18:19:24] <@Dachs> but they're so unnatural
[18:19:26] <@Dachs> they're totally fake
[18:19:34] <%Thlayli> DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HER THAT WAY
[18:19:37] <%Thlayli> you're just jealous
[18:20:09] <@Dachs> well you'll see
[18:20:16] <@Dachs> it'll last just as long as all your other relationships
[18:20:30] <@Dachs> and when you come crying back to me, I'll just laugh
[18:20:37] <@Dachs> YOU COULD HAVE HAD THIS
[18:20:40] <+_Perfectionist> He has commitment issues
[18:20:44] <+_Perfectionist> Classic New York male
[18:21:17] <%Thlayli> I'm not ready to settle down with a TL for the REST OF MY DAMN LIFE