Youre On The Air!

[Bozo Erectus]

Youre dead. Turns out the first place you go in the afterlife is Gods late night talk show. Youre introduced, and the band plays some music as you walk over. The live audience of Angels and Demons applaud. You and God chat it up for awhile, then he asks if youd like to show a clip. What sixty second clip from your entire life would you show?

 

[The 777 Hoax]

Yay! Another scenario!

I would show the clip of me in the Halftime of the Homecoming football game during our Marching Band performance because we were amazing. I don't have anything else interesting besides that.

 

[Sahkuhnder]

Would God be offended by a X-rated clip? I mean after all, he is an adult, has seen it all before, and is in fact the designer of the system in the first place right?

If they are asking for an entertaining highlight reel there is one bit I'm quite proud of.

P.S. - And I would also sincerely thank God for giving me the opportunity to participate in said activity.

 

[Che Guava]

The time i told the farmer how to manage his weeds.....

tough question. Probably 60 seconds of me playing something nice on the french horn, I think its probably the nicest thing I've offered the world....

 

[Samson]

The first time I found out how to ski deep powder, and I started flying down empty double blacks. It was 18 months ago now, but just thinking about it makes me want to save more money and holidays and have more time on the slopes next season.

 

[IglooDame]

In all probability, the last 60 seconds of my life. I may have missed it the first time around, and who knows it may turn out to be pretty entertaining.

 

[Sidhe]

That's a stupendoulsy good question.

None recent, I haven't done much but work and study for the last 4 five months that and post on here?

Let me think now...

Do you know I haven't got anything defining in my life, that says look here's Sidhe look what he did, big chufty badge, I'm happy with the general overall picutre but nothing singly I can think of atm leaps to mind?

A picture of me being the first in school to do one 100 simple calculations in 1 min and get them all correct I got a mars bar for being the first and only person in the history of the school to do it. I was really chuffed about that, I have a real gift for quick mental arithmetic and it's an enduring image from my childhood, I'm not as good as I was a kid though, I think I rely too much too much on calculators these days :/

Suffice to say I'm alot more modest than I was when I was a kid so nothing stands out since the age of 8.

I'm really going to think on this, there must be something I've done that beats that, that says this is me, I'm going to take the dog for a walk, I'll think on.

 

[punkbass2000]

My son being born.

 

[Sahkuhnder]

My son being born.

I briefly considered that, but is a sixty second video of that event something everyone else would really want to see?

 

[ComradeDavo]

Probably a 60sec second clip of my finest air guitar moment. I wouldn't know which one, so i'd just be like 'eh God, what was my best air guitar moment?' and then he'd choose. Or something.

 

[Samson]

My son being born.

If you are a woman, you are brave.
If you are a man, I think you shoudl ask someone else first

 

[Bozo Erectus]

is a sixty second video of that event something everyone else would really want to see?

The Angels in the studio audience would think it was beautiful, and there wouldnt be a dry eye on their side. The Demons would love it too because to them its free porn. So that one would be a win/win.

 

[Urederra]

Ummmm.... so what kind of God are we talking about? A typical christian god doesn't fit with a talk show.

And what is the purpose of the show? Is it a test and if you pass then you go to heaven and if you don't you go to hell? Then I have to think about that. Maybe I would choose one of these recess at school when I was the only kid in the whole school who knew how to solve Rubik's cube and the other kids came to me asking to solve theirs.

That was both awesome and charitable. I think a moral god with a thing for TV shows would be pleased.

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Do you know I haven't got anything defining in my life, that says look here's Sidhe look what he did, big chufty badge, I'm happy with the general overall picutre but nothing singly I can think of atm leaps to mind?

Doesnt have to be something dramatic. How about sixty seconds of you slipping on a banana peel, or falling down a flight of stairs? That would kill, Im sure

 

[IglooDame]

Doesnt have to be something dramatic. How about sixty seconds of you slipping on a banana peel, or falling down a flight of stairs? That would kill, Im sure

Indeed, it killing was what probably got you on God's talk show in the first place.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I hope to have more interesting clips later in life. Until then, some of my readings might be interesting.

Or if the clips are full-knowledge, bits of my imagination.

 

[Till]

60 seconds of me sleeping. With sound. The final proof that i do not snore!!

 

[Narz]

A hilarious moment.

Certainly not anything brave or noble, I'm sure all the goody-two-shoes are always trying to impress him with drivel like that. I'll give the old man a good belly laugh.

 

[warpus]

Youre dead. Turns out the first place you go in the afterlife is Gods late night talk show. Youre introduced, and the band plays some music as you walk over. The live audience of Angels and Demons applaud. You and God chat it up for awhile, then he asks if youd like to show a clip. What sixty second clip from your entire life would you show?

I'd show all the amazing saves I've made as a keep' since I started playing soccer.

I'd also ask to see Jessica Alba getting ploughed though.

 

[Sidhe]

Doesnt have to be something dramatic. How about sixty seconds of you slipping on a banana peel, or falling down a flight of stairs? That would kill, Im sure

Here's a neat cop out I'd ask God to pick his personal favourite, that'd speak volumes about what he though about my life. If it was my death he showed I'd start to sweat a bit