Zombie Preparation

Omni314

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We all know it's going to happen.. What is your:

Primary Weapon:
Secondary Weapon:
Vehicle:
Fortress:
Theme Song:
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing):
Last Words:
Location:

please share your zombie preparation plans with us
 
Primary Weapon: AK-47 it'll never, ever break!
Secondary Weapon: Glock? Or a Colt 1911.
Vehicle: Tank.
Fortress: mansion ofc.. :D
Theme song: Club Tropicana by Wham obbiously
Partner in crime: my pal has completed each resident evil games and is an inventor of the 4 rules I'd take him along
Last words: FREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMM
Location: London maybe
 
Primary Weapon: AK-47 (with Bayonet)
Secondary Weapon: Shotgun
Vehicle: Helicopter with guns mounted on it
Fortress: 200ft Sailboat
Theme Song: Another One bites the Dust
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing):
Last Words: To the void!
Location: Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean
 
Primary Weapon: My right fist ("TNT")
Secondary Weapon: My left fist ("hammer")
Vehicle: Nike Air Jordans
Fortress: The only protection I'll need is my leather jacket.
Theme Song: Le Chant des Partisans
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My right and left legs
Last Words: "Chantez, compagnons, dans la nuit la liberté nous écoute."
Location: Somewhere with a lot of zombies and a lot of single and attractive ladies in distress.
 
Primary Weapon: M1 Garand
Secondary Weapon: Shot gun

Vehicle: assuming military hardware is out of the question, a tuck / jeep with those ridiculously over-sized wheels.

Fortress: if I can't escape the city, 20th floor of a 21 story building. Floor 21 will be for poop. Floor 19 will be gutted so there's no way to access floor 20.

Theme Song: Won't Get Fooled Again

If I can leave the city (I have forewarning, no way in hell I'm going to try and leave when there's a million other people with the same objective) I drive North, going off road in my ridiculously jeep thing, until I find a cave in the Canadian Shield.

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): my wife

Last Words: egahnnnnahghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... brains....

Location: Northern Canada
 
Primary Weapon: AK-47 with fixed bayonet
Secondary Weapon: 1911 .45ACP pistol
Tertiary Weapon: katana
Vehicle: 2007 Mustang GT convertible (to get to the dock where the boat is)
Fortress: 44ft sailboat
Theme Song: Radar Love, by Golden Earring
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): wife, also armed with a .45
Last Words: "Don't worry about me, save yourselves."
Location: offshore
 
Primary Weapon: Shotgun. It's singularly effective against these critters, and won't chew through ammo like an automatic weapon.

Secondary Weapon: An axe. You need something at close quarters.

Vehicle: An armoured schoolbus. Spacious, yet tough. A fire engine is also a possibilty, though I don't think it has enough room for my ammunition and food.

Fortress: A yacht. I'm smarter than all of you suckers. I've yet to see a zombie that can swim out to sea. In the event I must ride out a storm in port, a large warehouse with plenty of boltholes and fortifications.

Theme Song: Queen - Don't Stop Me Now.

Partner in Crime: My girlfriend. She can treat my wounds, then treat herself to my sweet candy.

Last Words: "God, don't let me die. I have so much left to do."

Location: Sydney, Australia. I'll move to an island in my boat if possible.

EDIT: Upon seeing that we can have a tertiary weapon...

Tertiary Weapon: Mounted machine gun. I'll have one on my boat, and one on the bus, with another in the warehouse. There's a few military bases around here, I'll scrounge some up. If I can only find one, I'll just have to rig it so I can move it when I need to.
 
Primary Weapon: RPD
Secondary Weapon: Deagle
Vehicle: Camper van
Fortress: 2Fort
Theme Song: BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Michael jackson
Last Words: HEY give me my leg back!
Location: some desert place
 
I got a 200ft yacht with a helipad for restock!
 
You'll notice from my edit that you ninja'd me. You, me, and our respective women should team up to become a new breed of zombie-killing pirates. My girl's Asian, so we can add ninja to our list of skills too.

lets use my 200ft yacht with Helipad! and form the zombie survival group, then after some years we can colonize the world anew
 
Primary Weapon: Paratrooper Training
Secondary Weapon: Intellect (enhanced via ivory tower)
Vehicle: Leather personel carriers
Fortress: Me
Theme Song: American Badass
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Hot chicks
Last Words: I thought I had backup!
Location: No matter


ps. I know how to grow food from almost nothing.
 
If I had easy access to the ocean, I'd be all for that. I don't. I would also note that sailing down river through Montreal (3 million +) does not count as access to the ocean in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Going north is my best option.
 
It's definitely going to happen :mischief:

Primary Weapon: Heckler & Koch UMP or MP5



Secondary Weapon: Glock 17



Vehicle: off-road motorbike

Fortress: Veveří Castle, then other medieval fortresses I find on my way south

Spoiler :


Theme Song: Planet Hell by Nightwish

Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): Some hot girl I pick up along the way :)

Last Words: "I'll be back!" :mischief:

Location: Brno, Czexico
 
On second thought, Canada's gun laws... so, in that case, look, I'm just going to refer to the suicide thread.
 
Primary Weapon: UMG
Secondary Weapon: Great Axe
Vehicle: V-22 Osprey
Fortress: Oil Rig
Theme Song: Stratagem
Partner In Crime (er.. zombie killing): My sister.
Last Words: I'm bored.
Location: Somewhere off the coast of California
 
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