1,000 things not to do at a wedding

[Lord Baal]

Two can play at this. How is this a countdown?

I'm getting married next year and I need to make it memorable. You've all got until April.

 

[remake20]

108) Start a "1,000 Things not to do at a Wedding" list

 

[GamezRule]

109) Offer to tape the honeymoon and sell the video online.

 

[Mango Elephant]

110) Ask the groom if he has naked pictures of his fiancee. If he says no, ask if he wants to buy some.

 

[strijder20]

111) Die.

 

[salty mud]

112.) Say, "I don't."

 

[Phrossack]

113. Suddenly think of something funny and struggle to stifle laughter during the wedding. This actually happened to me...

114. Kidnap the preacher before the wedding, impersonate him, and during the ceremony, simply read "The Epic of Beowulf" in Old English.

 

[remake20]

115. Hand out free pool noodles to all in attendance.

 

[Perfection]

115. Hand out free pool noodles to all in attendance.

I'm totally doing that my wedding.

 

[Mango Elephant]

116) (for women)

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[Zulu Impi]

116) (for women)

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I'm not sure the inappropriateness of this is limited to weddings.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

117) abandon your 10 year old brother 5 minutes before the ceremony and force him to play "Here comes the bride" on his school recorder alone in front of 150 people as his own Mum walks down the aisle. (my bastard brother and soon to be step brother chickened out on me after weeks of practice at my Mum's second weeding, forcing me to do it solo.....luckily I nailed that sucker and milked it for years).

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Bang the bride's sister in the laundry room.
(Courtesy:Two and a Half Men)

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

If there are live players, replace the music score with the "Horst Wessel Lied" beforehand.

 

[W|M]

Get Nazi paratroopers to land on where the wedding is

 

[thecivinator58]

121. Start a political speach while the priest is speaking
122. Replace the music with Justin Bieber or other crap music

 

[Birdjaguar]

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[bonefang]

Real Life Event:

My elder cousin was sad that his days of jolly and merriment were behind him. We were doping on "stuff". I was high like . As the marriage ceremony was in process, I shouted loudly, get over it, they have done that already. Just distribute the sweets already.

 

[salty mud]

Real Life Event:

My elder cousin was sad that his days of jolly and merriment were behind him. We were doping on "stuff". I was high like . As the marriage ceremony was in process, I shouted loudly, get over it, they have done that already. Just distribute the sweets already.

 

[Fanatic Noob]

123. Play a Civ..