2020 US Election (Part Two)

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Alaska too.

In fact, every state should secede.

Have you ever played Supreme Ruler 2020? They had that exact scenario where each state became its own nation and DC became an independent city-state. For maximum difficulty I played as DC and although it took forever, I eventually reunified the US and conquered the entire world. Fun times.
 
It's a very crappy hand that the americans are stuck with in this election now.

Could be worse, imagine if it was just Trump vs Kanye West! :hammer2:
Then it would be like the Simpsons episode where people had to choose between the aliens Kang & Kodos for president.

Then you are worse than Hitler and should be thrown into the sea. Hawaiian pizza is a crime against god and nature.

I'm just waiting for Trump to announce that he likes Hawaiian pizza, then we would finally have something we could agree on. Also then all the MAGA fanboys and girls would announce that they also liked Hawaiian pizza and would start photographing themselves eating it, and declaring it the most patriotic pizza there is!
 
Even all the fake looking rectangle ones in the middle?

The only way to fix the world is to cover all the continents in polities the exact shape and size of colorado
 
I dunno if anyone has mentioned this yet...ridiculous D'ump stories come too fast to keep track...

According to Sarah Sanders' book about being the WH Press Secretary she was at the meeting between D'ump and Kim Jung Un and no less than the Dictator of North Korea himself was flirting with her. In the limo after the meeting when she asked if anyone else had noticed D'ump was all in and told her she needed to "go to North Korea and take one for the team." Apparently D'ump and John Kelly thought this was hysterical and kept circling back to it throughout the trip home.

This is so bizarre on so many levels that I am honestly at a loss as to how to mock it.
 
It entirely matters if she found it funny or not. It's inappropriate, but it can also be funny if everyone involved thinks it's funny. Sacrilegious humour is like that.

According to her book she asked them to stop because she didn't think it was funny. Remember that Sarah Sanders was chosen because of her ties to the Evangelical Jihadist wing of the GOP. Whatever she may have in the way of sense of humor, for purposes of her putting it down in writing there is no way she would acknowledge such comments as anything other than outrageous work of the devil.
 
The news is just disgusting and it gets worse every day. Trump, today, told NC voters to vote twice. Once by mail and then in person to see if they catch you. It is a felony to do so.
 
The only way to fix the world is to cover all the continents in polities the exact shape and size of colorado
If you are going for size and shape, how about Wyoming? :p
 
The news is just disgusting and it gets worse every day. Trump, today, told NC voters to vote twice. Once by mail and then in person to see if they catch you. It is a felony to do so.

I mean he advocates for the murder of protesters basically so. . .
 
I do not want to have to sit through what we are going to see and hear in the next two months.
 
If you are going for size and shape, how about Wyoming? :p
Colorado and Wyoming are tied. New Mexico, the Dakotas, Utah and Oregon are close, but no other states match the 4 and only 4, perfect parallelogram right angles of Colorado and Wyoming.
 
The news is just disgusting and it gets worse every day. Trump, today, told NC voters to vote twice. Once by mail and then in person to see if they catch you. It is a felony to do so.

The fraud could easily be found after the fact, even if someone wasn't stopped at the polling station. The problem is, those double votes would still be counted and be part of the legal result.
 
The news is just disgusting and it gets worse every day. Trump, today, told NC voters to vote twice. Once by mail and then in person to see if they catch you. It is a felony to do so.

And yet the election is still being covered like a basically normal horse race, when there's very real questions about the viability and resilience of the system as a whole.
 
I'm just waiting for Trump to announce that he likes Hawaiian pizza, then we would finally have something we could agree on. Also then all the MAGA fanboys and girls would announce that they also liked Hawaiian pizza and would start photographing themselves eating it, and declaring it the most patriotic pizza there is!
Its actually perfect... its got pork... to show you hate Muslims and Jews, plus an ethnic fruit to show you aren't racist!

Unfortunately, there is no way Trump is eating anything with fruit or vegetables on it, unless its the pickles, lettuce and/or onions on a Big Mac.
 
... pineapple is ethnic?
 
That's a whopper innit?
 
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