DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
To: Germany
From: Lisist France
You sha'nt fool us. This is purely a cosmetic change - anyone would truly need to be the shining example of naivete to honestly believe you imperialist scum care an ounce about "Europe." You are Germanocentric through and through, and your filthy tentacles which have strangled our nation and were thwarted by the honorable Celts are your Danish and English puppets. You may attempt to save face, but as for the East and the West and the South of Europe, well, we won't be so convinced.
Pipe down and fight your civil war.