Mango Elephant
Deity
You'd keep a close eye on Maine if you saw how Canada leers at it like a piece of meat. Us (North Carolina) always tell Maine to dress decent and not to show off its beautiful, rocky islands, but Maine lacks morals and wears low-cut tops and short shorts so that you can see its ... well, its dense pine forests! Just the other day we saw Canada hiding in an igloo with binoculars, watching Maine's house! What a creep!
That's not even the worse Canada has done. I've heard stories about how Quebec is really a mail-order bride from Europe. That one time Quebec came to the neighborhood barbecue with a black eye (that she tried to cover up with powder but we saw through it) we thought Canada had hit her. We can't let Maine end up with a country like that. I wish England would do ... something, not anything serious, but just something enough to put the fear of God in Maine, but he's such a prude, it's like he's blind! not like that matters, England stopped coming over a long time ago. He's still fuming about that Revolution we had back ... oh, 300 years ago? Nevertheless, we try to look out for our Maine!
That's not even the worse Canada has done. I've heard stories about how Quebec is really a mail-order bride from Europe. That one time Quebec came to the neighborhood barbecue with a black eye (that she tried to cover up with powder but we saw through it) we thought Canada had hit her. We can't let Maine end up with a country like that. I wish England would do ... something, not anything serious, but just something enough to put the fear of God in Maine, but he's such a prude, it's like he's blind! not like that matters, England stopped coming over a long time ago. He's still fuming about that Revolution we had back ... oh, 300 years ago? Nevertheless, we try to look out for our Maine!
to that ^ map. Excellent, I was looking for exactly something like this for a long time.
