Altered Maps ΙΓ: To make a map larger than what it maps.

What does one have to do with the other ? Asking europeans to name the american states is like asking americans to name the german states. You can't compare countries with subdivisions of countries.

They're both just naming human made shapes.

I think the periodic table would be rather less important. What I wonder is, how many people in positions of power in the US, those who actually manage its international projection a.k.a meddling, know about foreign geography, customs, etc. They're drawn from those people who filled in those maps, but I hope that someone un-idiotises them along the way, for all our sakes. Do you remember Dan Quayle? ;)

But you need some knowledge to apply first…

Well, that's the idea I was getting at. It may be less important to us, but more important to other people. It also works the other way around, as people would emphasize memorizing the table over countries on a map.

If it doesn't actually mean anything to you, or you don't use it the knowledge on a daily basis, no on can fault you for not memorizing it. Just because some random person off the street can't locate Albania on a map doesn't make them stupid, it just means that they don't need to know where Albania is on a map to get on with their daily lives. That's why we have books, and computers, to memorize all the useless crap for us so we can reference it when we need to.

And it's always gotten on my nerves for people to take these ridiculous little things and then apply them to a country at large as if it means something. Implying that one, the answers weren't cherry picked for maximum humor value, two, it constitutes an actual sample of the country at large, and thirdly, that the fact being presented is somehow necessary knowledge for one to not be an "idiot," further implying that such a thing exists and intelligence isn't relative.
 
I took the liberty of correcting some of the regions to their actual names. It was mostly right, so many corrections are to get the French name.

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i can name all 48 ceremonial english counties in 3 minutes flat.

I probably couldn't do that, even given half an hour!

(Can you do Welsh, Scottish or Irish ones too?)
 
I can do a few Irish counties. There was a point at which I knew all 32 (of course Northern Ireland is included), but no more.
 
At one point I could list the first 57 elements of the Periodic Table, in ascending atomic number, but that was over half my life ago now.
 
i can do maybe half the scottish and irish ones. wales i have no clue.

Are the English ones before or after the great renaming and boundary changes of... er... whenever it was?

Is Rutland still in it, or not?

What about the Metropolitan areas like Merseyside and Greater Manchester, do they count as counties?

What's a ceremonial county? I've never heard of one.

Ooer! Isn't it strange what one never bothers to learn about one's own country?
 
French names for the most part aren't any more "correct" than English names.

Definitely. I simply prefer to use the names in the language of the country. Its in the same colour because I was lazy to change it, I didn't mean to imply that the names you used were wrong in any way.
 
i can do maybe half the scottish and irish ones. wales i have no clue.
Erm... Carmarthenshire, Dyfed, Clwyd, Pembroke, Monmouthshire,...

No. You are right. It is hard.

Go on. Do your own. You know you want to.

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Flint? That's in there somewhere, I'm sure.
 
Sporcle is more about spelling than geography. Just so as long you remember that (say) Rhineland-Palatinate is somewhere in Germany and you can spell it, then it'll appear on the map (assuming, of course, that you've picked a valid German state).
I do appreciate that German states are just plain horrible (what with all the hyphenating and all), but one should get where the Palatinate is.
Paladins. It's in the name. So... maybe it has to be where Mainz and Worms are?

I took the liberty of correcting some of the regions to their actual names. It was mostly right, so many corrections are to get the French name.
Erm...
I can't name more than 5 or 6 of these contraptions.
So, why am i the one who has to point out the Normandie switcheroo? :p
The best 3 ones:

Spoiler :
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Niemcy can into Hussars! :)
I'm sure all the chemists would have a riot too if I tried to label the periodic table. Doesn't make me an idiot, just means that I have no use for the knowledge. The people labeling the maps have no need to memorize the locations of every single European state (and vis-versa, American states), and so they don't.

Brute memorization is for computers and books, it's the application of knowledge that's important.
If one doesn't know and doesn't care one is left with memorisation as the only option.
If it doesn't actually mean anything to you, or you don't use it the knowledge on a daily basis, no on can fault you for not memorizing it. Just because some random person off the street can't locate Albania on a map doesn't make them stupid, it just means that they don't need to know where Albania is on a map to get on with their daily lives. That's why we have books, and computers, to memorize all the useless crap for us so we can reference it when we need to.
Yeah, such information should be rooted in a broad base of knowledge.
Most Americans don't have that. Hence the need for brute force memorisation.
Doesn't mean that's true for everybody.

Cantons of Switzerland pls
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Oh, the thingy at the top is Schaffhausen. Don't know why i skipped that.
 

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The Great Glen fault in Scotland about 400 million years ago.
They had a small earthquake last night.
 
"Map of Modern Poland, Hungary, Bohemia, Germania, Russia, Lithuania" from year 1507:
("Tabula Moderna Polonie, Ungarie, Boemie, Germanie, Russie, Lithuanie" AD 1507)

I marked some cities with red frames. Modern English name of a city (name from this 1507 map):

Novgorod (Novogrado), Riga (Riga), Smolensk (Smolesko), Moscow (Moskva), Polotsk (Poloczko), Vilnius (Wylno), Kaunas (Kofno), Konigsberg (Kynspergk), Kiev (Kyow), Hrodna (Grodno), Brest (Brescze), Bratslav (Bratslaw), Constantinople (Costatinopoli), Skopje (Scopi), Budapest (Buda & Pest), Cracow (Cracovia), Lviv (Leopolis), Warsaw (Varsovia), Torun (Torun), Gdansk (Dazag), Bydgoszcz (Bydgostia), Poznan (Posnania), Glogow (Glagonia), Wroclaw (Vratislavia), Prague (Praga), Vienna (Vienna), Szczecin (Stettin), Luebeck (Lubic), Amsterdam (Ampstedam), Liege (Liegie), Aachen (Aquisgrana), Berne (Berna), Venice (Venetia).

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This map is modelled on Ancient map of "Germania" and "European Sarmatia" by Ptolemy - it is showing roughly the same area, but ca. year 1500 AD.

Direct link: http://s14.postimg.org/cr551rlr3/1507_Map.jpg

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BTW - madviking can you put your maps into spoilers when they are so big ???
 
Well, that's the idea I was getting at. It may be less important to us, but more important to other people. It also works the other way around, as people would emphasize memorizing the table over countries on a map.

If it doesn't actually mean anything to you, or you don't use it the knowledge on a daily basis, no on can fault you for not memorizing it. Just because some random person off the street can't locate Albania on a map doesn't make them stupid, it just means that they don't need to know where Albania is on a map to get on with their daily lives. That's why we have books, and computers, to memorize all the useless crap for us so we can reference it when we need to.

And it's always gotten on my nerves for people to take these ridiculous little things and then apply them to a country at large as if it means something. Implying that one, the answers weren't cherry picked for maximum humor value, two, it constitutes an actual sample of the country at large, and thirdly, that the fact being presented is somehow necessary knowledge for one to not be an "idiot," further implying that such a thing exists and intelligence isn't relative.
Oi, oi, it's not 'useless crap' either. I don't apply it to the general or average US citizen, and don't think the usual 'Mericans are morons!, but I still think it's not a good sign for the US right now or for the future if your university-trained people appear not to give a **** about what goes on outside your borders.
What the Gulf of Bothnia will look like in 2000 years:
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Is the Swedophilia so great that the land itself is stretching towards HelSweden?
 
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