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[JohannaK]

Orbital bombardment from the Enterprise, of course.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Not valid

You already claimed part of cybrxkhan's empire, so I am reluctant to give you this
Unless you can convince cutlass of course

Although, who are most adept at warfare, the homosexuals of San Francisco bay, or the anti-war hippies of the northwest?

 

[JohannaK]

I am sorry but I must point out that homosexual is terminology no longer in use in Queeristan. Neither is it inclusive nor descriptive enough of the average Queer. Indeed, all kinds of sexual relationships based on consent are legal, sanctioned and encouraged in Queeristan.

 

[Ajidica]

I am sorry but I must point out that homosexual is terminology no longer in use in Queeristan. Neither is it inclusive nor descriptive enough of the average Queer. Indeed, all kinds of sexual relationships based on consent are legal, sanctioned and encouraged in Queeristan.

In that case, are you sure the Enterprise isn't an individual sexually identifying as a Galaxy-class starship?

 

[JohannaK]

The Enterprise is notably not a sentient being. It has no AI, merely its crew.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Alright, after having talked to JohannaK, I propose the following partition as compromise:

Spoiler :

 

[Joecoolyo]

I think I will run with it for now, but don't disregard the possibility that some ruler might claim your people's republic, or that a coalition wil rise against it.

As "compensation", you will have to be chairman/glorious leader for life, Joecoolyo

The people will never falter in their desire to put an Eternal President into power with monarchical powers in all but name!

 

[Lohrenswald]

There's like 23 and 4 half states left people

Don't be shy if you want in on this sweet game

pretty please

EDIT:

Spoiler :

 

[Cutlass]

Orbital bombardment from the Enterprise, of course.

The Enterprise is a fictional spaceship, and as such I can ignore the fictional bombardment.

Stealth bombers, on the other hand, are real. And we make them. Would you like to have a few pay you a visit?

 

[Lohrenswald]

Honestly, JohannaK, usurper of San Francisco bay, doesn't have many cards on his hand

Spoiler :

 

[Arakhor]

What is Orfufufu?

 

[Lohrenswald]

What is Orfufufu?

The vision Wry had the morning he decided to establish his realm
actually I don't know

 

[Arakhor]

I'm surprised that people are generally keeping to state lines for their borders. That seems like a very civilised assumed apocalypse.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Indeed

So, if anyone wants to claim some more territory outside of the state borders, just say so
Especially if you are next to unclaimed land
(Sorry Arakhor )

 

[Arakhor]

I went for population density and agreeable climate over vast expanses of sucky territory.

 

[Ajidica]

Indeed

So, if anyone wants to claim some more territory outside of the state borders, just say so
Especially if you are next to unclaimed land
(Sorry Arakhor )

If nobody else wants it, I'll order Wisconsin to be invaded peaceably integrated into the Glorious Empire of the Frozen Wastes.

 

[Lohrenswald]

And no, Wisconsin isn't awesome enough to be part of Minnesota.

Though honestly, Wisconsin is somewhat jammed between your empire and Joecoolyo's People's Republic, so most likely it would have to befall one of you

You can talk to Joecoolyo if you want to share some of Wisconsin with him

Spoiler :

(Also, hope you like the name on top of it)

 

[Cutlass]

I'll stretch Hippiestan to the eastern boundaries of Washington and Oregon, and to the south take all of California that others have neglected to claim.

 

[cybrxkhan]

I guess I can take the rest of Nevada and southern Idaho since no one wants it... And Baja California, don't forget that!

 

[LucyDuke]

I'm surprised that people are generally keeping to state lines for their borders. That seems like a very civilised assumed apocalypse.

Goats wanted some messy Canada and were denied.

Please expand Unified Treedom of Goat into the western 3/7 of North Dakota.