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[Cutlass]

Hippies will hold all goat barbecues every day until our land is freed!

 

[LucyDuke]

Don't genocide goats. Goats don't even want that land. Goats just don't want hippies so close to Treedom.

 

[Cutlass]

Hippies have no problem with goats so long as hippie land claims are left alone.

 

[Lohrenswald]

So, since Hygro is taking his sweet time (

), and there wasn't any map last page, here is Domen's recent conquest:

Spoiler :

 

[Ajidica]

What is the status of Indiana?
If still unclaimed, I was thinking about the Empire using the navy to set up some colonies along the north shore of Indiana along Lake Michigan, to take advantage of the steel mills in Gary, Indiana.
(Unfortunately, Indiana's coal reserves are in the southern part of the state and the Empire of the Frozen Wastes can't get that close to the Mason-Dixon line.)

 

[Lohrenswald]

I don't know if Uncle Joe has any ambition of spreading the glorious people's revolution there

 

[Domen]

What is the status of Indiana?

It belongs to Indian tribes, just not yet officially.

to take advantage of the steel mills in Gary, Indiana.

Do they even still work ???

 

[Ajidica]

If joe wants the rest of the state, I'd be fine with that in exchange for some colonies along Lake Michigan.

@Domen: Yes, actually. At least, the city of Gary still stinks and is polluted enough to make it seem the steel mills are working......

 

[Joecoolyo]

I don't know if Uncle Joe has any ambition of spreading the glorious people's revolution there

Well I wanted Nebraska but I'll take Indiana for the meantime. (emphasis on meantime)

If joe wants the rest of the state, I'd be fine with that in exchange for some colonies along Lake Michigan.

@Domen: Yes, actually. At least, the city of Gary still stinks and is polluted enough to make it seem the steel mills are working......

You can have one colony on Lake Michigan, you already control a good deal of it, so one should suffice.

How about South Bend?

 

[Ajidica]

You can have one colony on Lake Michigan, you already control a good deal of it, so one should suffice.

How about South Bend?

That's a county, right?
Sounds good.

 

[Joecoolyo]

City, but you can claim the small area around it.

In inauguration of the expansion of the People's Republic of Republican Peoples, we have commissioned a new flag!

Spoiler :

 

[LucyDuke]

Hippies have no problem with goats so long as hippie land claims are left alone.

Just keep back a little, bro. We don't want to smell you. You don't want to smell us. It's best for everyone involved.

 

[cybrxkhan]

I spent way too long on this.

Provinces of the Celestial Empire of California:

1. Imperial Capital of Los Angeles (洛杉磯帝國資本&#32291
2. Neo-Dai Viet Prefecture (新大越&#32291. Capital in Irvine.
3. Riverside Prefecture (河邊&#32291. Capital in Riverside.
4. Legoland Prefecture (樂高樂園&#32291. Capital in San Diego.
5. Anvil Prefecture (砧&#32291. Capital in Santa Barbara.
6. Byzantium Prefecture (拜占庭&#32291. Capital in Palm Springs.
7. Rumare Prefecture (辱罵熱&#32291. Capital in El Centro.
8. Leyawiin Prefecture (蕾亞穩&#32291. Capital in Needles.
9. Mojave Prefecture (莫哈維&#32291. Capital in Parker.
10. Pueblo Prefecture (普韋布洛&#32291. Capital in Phoenix.
11. Las Vegas Prefecture (拉斯維加斯&#32291. Capital in Las Vegas.
12. Alik’r Prefecture (阿里卡爾&#32291. Capital in Barstow.
13. Elsweyr Prefecture (厄裡斯瓦爾&#32291. Capital in Yuma.
14. Reno Prefecture (里諾&#32291. Capital in Reno.
15. Gold Coast Prefecture (黃金海岸&#32291. Capital in Monterey.
16. Hammerfell Prefecture (錘下跌&#32291. Capital in Yosemite.
17. Kingdom of Xwedodah (亂倫王&#22283. Capital in Sacremento. Direct vassal.
18. Kingdom of French Fries(炸薯條王&#22283. Capital in Merced. Direct vassal.
19. Kingdom of Toothbrush (牙刷王&#22283. Capital in Fresno. Direct vassal.
20. Kingdom of Colovia (克洛維婭王&#22283. Capital in Bakersfield. Direct vassal.
21. Kingdom of Araragi (變態的王&#22283. Capital in Payson. Direct vassal.
22. Kingdom of Moeblob (叢萌王&#22283. Capital in Yucca. Direct vassal.
23. Patrician Republic of Kaiki (貝木的貴族共和&#22283. Capital in Little Tokyo. Direct Vassal.
24. Protectorate General to Pacify the West (安西都護&#24220
25. Five Garrisons of the Grand Canyon (五驻军的大峡&#35895. The four garrisons being Hoover Dam, Chino Valley, Lake Havasu, Flagstaff, and Sedona.
26. Protectorate General to Pacify the Queer Lands (安酷兒人民野蠻人土地都護&#24220
27. Protectorate General to Pacify the Hippies (安嬉皮士的都護府野蠻人土&#22320
28. Western Goat Protectorate (西方山羊受保&#35703
29. Viceroyalty of Death Valley (死亡谷的總督轄&#21312

1-16 are directly controlled by the Imperial Government as Prefectures and are represented in the Senate..
17-23 are nominally semi-autonomous fiefs held by Imperial relatives and other loyal persons, but are de facto Prefectures, except for 23 which is a Classical Republic. They also are represented in the Senate.
24-29 are outposts/protectorates of varying degrees of autonomy. They are not represented in the Senate. 25 has special vassal status.


MAP

Spoiler :

Hmm. This is starting to look like a post-apocalyptic Angry Asians Gone Wild or something.

Hippies will hold all goat barbecues every day until our land is freed!

Don't genocide goats. Goats don't even want that land. Goats just don't want hippies so close to Treedom.

Hippies have no problem with goats so long as hippie land claims are left alone.

Just keep back a little, bro. We don't want to smell you. You don't want to smell us. It's best for everyone involved.

Don't worry, the glorious New Middle Kingdom / Celestial Empire of California will pacify the barbarian lands maintain a peaceful buffer zone between you.

 

[LucyDuke]

Unified Treedom of Goat supports a passive Californian authority over the wilderness of the north. Goats do not support any human development of this land. Don't even object to some peaceful hippie activity in the wilderness. Not hippie authority. Or agriculture. Just want quiet. And trees.

 

[Lohrenswald]

City, but you can claim the small area around it.

In inauguration of the expansion of the People's Republic of Republican Peoples, we have commissioned a new flag!

Spoiler :

That's brilliant

Turns out South end is a while from the coast, though

Spoiler :

 

[Civ'ed]

Alabama and Georgia are rightful KCSA clay

 

[Domen]

I also like how the uncivilised tribes are now in like the smack middle

True. We not yet fully civilized. We no nuclear, we no gun.

Buth we haveth bathtup, und fridge, und sink. Also toilet bowl.

1) Sink or bathtub or toilet bowl = shield strong >>> gun.
2) Fridge = armor for warrior very strong >>> nuclear.

Proof one:


Link to video.

Proof two:


Link to video.

Tribe shamans test this. Tribe shamans say truth 100%.

 

[warpus]

Why'd he get in the fridge? All he had to do was duck and cover

 

[Hygro]

The Joint-Stock Principality of United Anarchists.

Color: "Cool Black" #002E63

We drive Mad Max cars only with modern financial funding.

Our first move is we send our road warriors to New York City and offer Johanna K terms of annexation.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Alabama and Georgia are rightful KCSA clay

No, not really.