How many rosaries would I need to say as penance for stealing a rosary?

What am I, a priest?
I have no idea, that is for the confessor to decide
PS you made my day
How many rosaries would I need to say as penance for stealing a rosary?
What am I, a priest?
I have no idea, that is for the confessor to decide
PS you made my day
Does God enjoy punishing me? I have, for a while thought it was his twisted sense if humor just to punish me. Taking away my job, and other misfortunes in my life.
Why I am asking here, is because.... ....I am sort of a lapsed Catholic.
(Also to get it out of the way, perhaps explain to others what a "Lapsed Catholic" is. It's most certainly not someone who committed apostasy.)
What? Did an angel come down to you to tell you you'd been fired?Does God enjoy punishing me? I have, for a while thought it was his twisted sense if humor just to punish me. Taking away my job, and other misfortunes in my life.
Going to confession
What's the funniest joke about Catholics that you will laugh at without being offended?
Oh I am scared of that already.
Just go to a Church you hardly ever go to. No chance of anyone knowing you.Oh I am scared of that already.
Just go to a Church you hardly ever go to. No chance of being embarrassed.
It's worth a shot anyway.
What's the funniest joke about Catholics that you will laugh at without being offended?
Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."
The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.
Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
The penance dealt out at confession depends on the priest so there is really no 'typical' penance. For example St Philip Neri gave a priest a penance to repeat a sermon he ha many times each sunday to make people think he only had one good sermon and increase his humility. Another one from St Philip Neri had a person with an aversion to cats carry his cat around Rome for a day. On the other hand I have been given some exceedingly light penances on occasion where I have almost said "really?" to the priest they were that light, for example three hail mary's or "think aout how you pray".
Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."
The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.
Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."
Just for the sake of discussion, isn't this a bad idea, since it inhibits the rest of the Church from learning more?
But seriously, why couldn't Mary have thrown the stone? She was supposedly sinless wasn't she?
Another unrelated question but one I am interested in.
Jehoshua said earlier that people throw themselves into Hell to escape the pain of God's precense, and God allows them to choose it. That does make sense, however, why doesn't God just annihilate them? That way they are just gone, and can't suffer at all?
This is a contradictory question, since I myself haven't answered it, but I am interested if any of you have any theories.
No, normally you are supposed to go to a priest at your neighbourhood parish so they can guide your spiritual growth.
She could have, however that wouldn't be sending the right message
God does not annihilate stuff, it just isn't His style I suppose, plus if they are annihilated them people will do whatever because to them nonexistence isn't a punishment.
How does this relate to my question exactly?
Or Mary could simply not have been in the crowd
But, wouldn't desire to throw the stone have been sin anyways?
That's true, though he could always annihilate them after letting them suffer for a little while.
That said, there's nothing wrong with that answer, its not like I could do any better, I was just curious.
I must have misinterpreted your question, please rephrase it
Or that, but if she was it wouldn't have worked very well as a teaching thing and what good mother messes with her son teaching people.
Nope, it would be execution of the law
They have made their bed and they must sleep in it.