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The Bible desperately needeth anything which can redeemeth it.

Well, I don't know about redeemething, but I quite like the more weighty tone of the KJV over some of the modern 'accessible' ones. It's got the voice of God himself in it! It's not supposed to read like a Harry Potter book!
 
Oh, the bible is cool, unless you start bashing people on the head with it.
 
Well, I don't know about redeemething, but I quite like the more weighty tone of the KJV over some of the modern 'accessible' ones. It's got the voice of God himself in it! It's not supposed to read like a Harry Potter book!

I'd say that the language of the KJV and its historical significance are the only reasons to read the Bible. Stuff like "The Message" is so horrible that it often ends up as a mistranslation of the original texts. They also sound bland and uninspired.
 
It is best to read the OT and keep track of how many silly things you find in it, like Leviticus detailing what type of legs an insect can have for you to eat it.
 
For the record, the KJV has almost no literary value. All that was plagiarized from the Tyndale Bible.
 
which incidentally brings me to conclude that the judeo-christian god is an atheist too in relation to those other gods he refers to in his gravely imposing decalogue. by timtofly's definitional analysis, he knows there exists a god and that god is him. and he is a jealous god.
Naah. The problem is, "thou shalt have no other Gods before me" was written by a person. Human beings WILL find a way to screw it up, divinely inspired or not.
 
Well, I don't know about redeemething, but I quite like the more weighty tone of the KJV over some of the modern 'accessible' ones. It's got the voice of God himself in it! It's not supposed to read like a Harry Potter book!
How do you know how God's voice is supposed to sound? And that's even neglecting the fact that the KJV bible sounded completely different to a contemporary reader than to someone today.
 
How do you know how God's voice is supposed to sound? And that's even neglecting the fact that the KJV bible sounded completely different to a contemporary reader than to someone today.

Oh, I know that the 'thee's and 'thou's were supposed to make it contemporary, but there's some gravitas to 'yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil' that just isn't there in other versions. I wasn't talking about how God's supposed to sound, but expressing the view that a book written on such serious issues should have a bit of weight to the language, rather than trying to be perfectly accessible.

God speaks in ye olde English, of course.

Actually, old boy, I'm fairly certain that He sounds like David Niven, since as everyone knows he's a regimental Commanding Officer but ranks only slightly below a Field Marshal.
 
I agree with FP. If I am going to read the Bible as literature, I would go for KJV. If I am reading it for theology, I would go for the Oxford version.
 
One thing though, I really don't understand believing in God and not learning Hebrew to read the as closest to original as possible version of the Word of God. If I believed in God it really would seem a small effort judging the importance of it.

Really baffles me and really makes me wonder how many really do believe in God instead of simply having the comfort of subscribing to a big group with only having to put in the effort of doing a couple of quirky traditional exorcises.
 
One thing though, I really don't understand believing in God and not learning Hebrew to read the as closest to original as possible version of the Word of God. If I believed in God it really would seem a small effort judging the importance of it.

I think that the original is diluted enough that one more translation won't make any difference, especially when you consider that your reading of a foreign language isn't going to be spot-on anyway.
 
I rather like Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault's story of creationism.
 
I think that the original is diluted enough that one more translation won't make any difference
It will make a difference, and it's a step closer to the original. Just saying "it won't make a difference" sounds like an excuse to me because there are more important things to worry about. And I'd agree. But I'm an atheist. If I wasn't, I'd be reading the bible in Hebrew and devote my entire life to understanding it properly

especially when you consider that your reading of a foreign language isn't going to be spot-on anyway.
Not with that attitude ;)

English is a foreign language for me. I can read you just fine :)

edit: Just realised, this of course only applies to the parts of the Bible one chooses to take literally.
 
It will make a difference, and it's a step closer to the original. Just saying "it won't make a difference" sounds like an excuse to me because there are more important things to worry about. And I'd agree. But I'm an atheist. If I wasn't, I'd be reading the bible in Hebrew and devote my entire life to understanding it properly

Depends how important you think the Bible is. I think that the only important part is the message, and that's the same across all translations. I don't intend to follow what it says to the letter, or to ever start lawyering out of it, and I think that God's actual intentions as made clear to me and everyone else directly are far more important.

Not with that attitude ;)

English is a foreign language for me. I can read you just fine :)

That's true, but it's probably fair to say that you don't pick up all the nuances that you would in your own language. I can put French into English almost perfectly, I think, but I wouldn't understand all the unspoken things or implications of words that I would do in English.

edit: Just realised, this of course only applies to the parts of the Bible one chooses to take literally.

Which is very little. But even then, 'Love your neighbour as yourself' conveys the same sentiment no matter how badly translated.
 
That's true, but it's probably fair to say that you don't pick up all the nuances that you would in your own language. I can put French into English almost perfectly, I think, but I wouldn't understand all the unspoken things or implications of words that I would do in English.

That's what scholarship is for. Like Ziggy, if I honestly thought that the Scriptures were the revealed message and history of God, I wouldn't be able to really spend much time doing anything but biblical scholarship. To do anything less seems, well, a cop out of convenience.

But even then, 'Love your neighbour as yourself' conveys the same sentiment no matter how badly translated.
No, different versions of the same passage taken from various documents shed tremendous light on all the shades of meaning and nuance you were just decrying. If we found that the aramaic word for neighbor meant something closer to 'tribesman' or 'property owner' those are two quite distinct interpretations.

When I was in college we got a taste of this sort of depth that true scholarship can bring to a text in one of my Latin classes. We were translating, I think, a poem. Probably Catullus, but my memory is really foggy... whatever it was, there was a particular word that varied in the different texts that had come down through generations of copying. Deciding which word to treat as 'original' led to vastly different meanings.

Also, didn't the hebrew / aramaic employ a lot of numbering stuff? I'd think that would also be an area I'd be massively interested in if I honestly believed this was the revealed word of the creator of the entire universe.

When I hear people claim to be interested in the bible but don't express an interest in learning to read the original I question the sincerity of the rest of their beliefs.
 
Well there is lots of information about the original languages of the Bible to mean we don't need to understand the ancient words to fully get the meaning, since so many people have spent their lives doing that. Why re-invent the wheel when some one else has done that? The information is out there. I mean, right beside me I have a Dictionary of the words used in the Bible, so that means I can look it up, and plus there is a whole stack on info out there on the wide web to get and understanding of the words.
 
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