OrcWarrior
Chieftain
Funnily enough, the worst placement I have seen was actually by me. Right on the very tip of Somalia there. That's right, I founded Dardura. I have no idea why I did it, but the scary thing is, it paid off. (I had never actually faced impi warriors before... Dardura allowed me to rise from the ashes.)
I let my friend play RFC before and he thought that Dardura would actually be a powerful coastal city, little did he know he had just founded the one of the worst city in the game while Mut still defends it's crown at being the crappiest city in the game