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[classical_hero]

As Matrix said, I don't read long posts. I used to but I find them a waste of my time. I also used to write long posts, but now I no longer do.

 

[JollyRoger]

Hopefully Jesus doesn't post his next sermon here.

 

[Leoreth]

Jesus wouldn't have a chance these days without a TLDR.

 

[Thedrin]

From this thread:

Hopefully Jesus doesn't post his next sermon here.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, Jesus often ministered to the poor and those most in need of help. By that metric, posting on the off-topic section of a TBS game forum might help him reach his goals.

 

[ace99]

To sum up:

Jesus would be recognized by nearly no-one, distrusted by nearly all, possibly be trolling, and be cynical about what belongs to god and what belongs to man?

So... has anyone seen MisterCooper lately?

Just going to put this here.

 

[Ajidica]

Jesus wouldn't have a chance these days without a TLDR.

I could see us complaining because he isn't providing sources for his statements and when asked a question he does not give a direct response.
Jesus probably would be infracted for trolling.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Whoops. Wrong thread.

 

[Atticus]

Jesus probably would be infracted for trolling.

Like he was the first time.

And then he came back with a double login.

 

[JohannaK]

Heathen! Thou shalt burn in hell!

 

[Mise]

Like he was the first time.

And then he came back with a double login.

 

[Phrossack]

He certainly did judge the old world for their rampant sin. Jesus said that the later times will be like the times of Noah. People were eating and drinking, and in and out of marriage. They did not realise judgement was coming until it was too late.

 

[Borachio]

You can laugh now. But what if it all turns out to be true?

Spoiler :

(I don't think this is very likely.)

 

[LamaGT]

You can laugh now. But what if it all turns out to be true?

Spoiler :

(I don't think this is very likely.)

Plenty of occasions in history for a divine punishment

 

[Phrossack]

You can laugh now. But what if it all turns out to be true?

Spoiler :

(I don't think this is very likely.)

Why would a just and good God punish people for "eating and drinking in and out of marriage"? And what does that phrase even mean?

 

[ace99]

Plenty of occasions in history for a divine punishment

Link to video.

 

[Atticus]

Moderator Action: From now on, lets post here only quotes we find clever or witty and leave the malevolent quotes aside, ok? We don't need a thread for trolling.

 

[choxorn]

Can we just agree that most people are master baiters?

Beautiful.

 

[classical_hero]

Some of us are cunning linguists.

 

[W|M]

Dude, get over it. Cheezy is a classy individual.

Nonsense. Communists have no class.

Classic.