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[Kennigit]

None of them should be in prison. Three of the four should definitely be executed.

 

[Zack]

His dick of a boss is really riding his ass.

From that same thread. Fantastic imagery.

 

[SamSniped]

 

[Arakhor]

Maybe I should actually read up on this guy. But I've assumed up to now he's just some random public lunatic figure.

Borachio talking about Ron Paul.

 

[JohannaK]

History is a matter of cultural and thought about how to see fact, there isn't only one way to see history.
If I havn't got the same culture and way of thinking than you, I won't see events as you see them
History is written by winners
Winners will show aspects that serve them best, not every facts or way to see them if you see my point

That's nice. Now go read the thread.

 

[madviking]

ain't it a darn shame that the best posts are the infracted ones?

 

[JohannaK]

I totally agree.

 

[ace99]

All animals were once vegetarian

-Classical Hero

Said in the Kids church something thread, apparently without a shred of humor or sarcasm as far as I can tell.

 

[Arakhor]

Said in the Kids church something thread, apparently without a shred of humor or sarcasm as far as I can tell.

You're not that well versed in creationist screed, clearly.

 

[ace99]

I have a pretty appalling general knowledge of religion. I didn't know the difference between Moses and Muhammad when I was younger so I said something about Muhammad parting the Red Sea and Muhammad's Ark and wondered why everyone was looking at me strangely.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, it's a lot less obscure than knowing about the modern use of the Manor of Northstead, so you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Phrossack]

The spread of socialist practice in the West was primarily a result of Soviet infiltration of Western academia and Hollywood.

McCarthy was right.

I've asked this before, but is there a word in any language that means simething that is at once amusing and disturbing?

Also, this:

You can bring a horse to a wall, but you can't make the horse understand the analogy you're trying to show it.

 

[Arakhor]

The Germans probably have one. They're good like that.

 

[ace99]

I would expect nothing less from the people who invented schadenfreude

So you assaulted someone, bravo.


You do realise that Bacon is an hate crime against Muslims and Jews.

In response to:

I remember once when I was in college I did voter registration while working for the Obama Campaign.

So there I was, going about with my clipboard doing a public service and getting people to register.

I distinctly recall seeing him through a crowd of people milling about. He stood out, for he was a large fat greasy neck-beard. Long hair, sandals with socks, unkempt beard that looked like pubic hair growing on his neck and to top it off, he wore a yellow shirt. You can see where I'm going with this. For it was not an ordinary yellow shirt. Upon it's front was a snake and underneath the snake it said "Don't tread on me!"

I knew what was going to happen. We locked eyes. He walked over to me a slight smirk growing on his face as he approached. "Obama huh?" he said somehow identifying my affiliation. I didn't respond and merely said, "Have you registered to vote sir?"

To which he looked at me with a smirk on his goony neckbeard of a face and replied in an unmanly voice, "I registered ages ago. I'm not some lazy welfare queen."

Pleased at his jibe he rubbed his hands crusted with cheeto dust in apparent delight.

He was shocked when I struck a great blow upon him sending him sprawling. He fell onto the pavement weeping, "Mercy!" he cried.

"Not for libertarians." I replied harshly. He unmanned himself, voiding his bowels of the taco bell he had eaten as I placed his mouth onto the curb and stomped mightily. I was pleased at the crunch.

The crowd around me broke into applause. A police officer walked up to me, patted me on the back and said, "Well done son."

I later received a shirt in the mail from an anonymous patron, it contained a blue shirt, it read:

UPON HIM I TREAD

I am wearing it as I type this.

 

[Atticus]

ain't it a darn shame that the best posts are the infracted ones?

Moderator Action: It would be a good rule of thumb not to repeat such posts, if not to add something significant. Otherwise you easily repeat the offence too.

 

[Leoreth]

In all fairness, the post was quoted here before it was infracted.

 

[classical_hero]

-Classical Hero

Said in the Kids church something thread, apparently without a shred of humor or sarcasm as far as I can tell.

Your ignorance is shocking. I even gave examples of animals that now live on diets consisting of meat, but they were perfectly fine with a non meat diet.

 

[Arwon]

Ahahahahahahahah

 

[Arwon]

What drives somebody to devote themselves to becoming a cartoon character devoted so utterly to carefully constructed wrongness

 

[Arakhor]

Wilful blindness, not ignorance, I'm afraid. That applies to so many different walks of life, it's not even funny.