Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Save_Ferris]

It doesn't matter how old she is, you'll still take a look at her...

 

[Lord Baal]

Everyone on CFC has done it at least once.

 

[SamSniped]

They both suck.

 

[classical_hero]

Because you like going to jail.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I've done it many times.... and will again!

 

[Zack]

Everyone on CFC has done it at least once.

Winner.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is a lot like reading a book:

 

[Save_Ferris]

It's been replaced by electronics.

 

[madviking]

It sucks.

 

[Optical]

A lot of the people get to the end and wish they'd just watched TV instead.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I would like to skip to the end and see how it turns out...

 

[Mise]

You spend an eternity waiting for the sequel.

 

[Zack]

The creator is an old white guy.

 

[Verarde]

You never want it to end.

 

[Save_Ferris]

It shouldn't be made into a movie.

 

[W|M]

If you read too much into it, you end up falling asleep.

 

[LucyDuke]

You can do it outside, too.

 

[Zulu Impi]

Unpredictable.

 

[Lord Baal]

I think I've waited long enough to see if anyone else will reply.

It shouldn't be made into a movie.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Women are like cheese: