Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[_random_]

American ones are shaped differently.

 

[dragonprobably]

Sweaty American men like to dogpile all over them and Irish men like to kick them around.

 

[madviking]

Women are like footballs...

Brown, leathery, and shared among 11 men.

 

[dragonprobably]

Brown, leathery, and shared among 11 men.

I thought that was just Snooki.

 

[Zack]

Fondled the most by the quarterback.

 

[Kullervo]

Something I don't come into contact with, even though I know I would have fun and likely get some excellent physical exercise.

 

[Lord Baal]

I like to watch them on tv, but don't know what to do when touching one.

 

[Perfection]

Women are like footballs...

I keep getting told to keep my hands off them

 

[Joecoolyo]

Women are like footballs...

For entertainment purposes only.

 

[W|M]

Sweaty American men like to dogpile all over them and Irish men like to kick them around.

Winner!

 

[dragonprobably]

My life is a lot like an internet fight...

 

[Fr8monkey]

My life is a lot like an internet fight...

I fight and fight to win; but in the end... I will lose.

 

[W|M]

You'll eventually end up looking at porn.

 

[madviking]

My life is a lot like an internet fight...

no one makes it out alive

 

[_random_]

I deeply regret starting it, but I'm sickly persistent.

 

[Zack]

Sadly lacking females.

 

[azzaman333]

I stir things up from the sidelines, but never actually participate.

 

[Lord Baal]

A smoke screen to hide my burgeoning homosexual desires.

 

[Kullervo]

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

 

[dragonprobably]

_random_ wins.

west india man gets 2nd place.