Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Sharwood]

I like my women like I like my roleplaying-games: with a large, well-written, detailed manual and online technical support, so I can figure out what the hell is going on.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like my roleplaying games: $19.99 a month.

$19.99? You need to find some cheaper RPG's. And women.

 

[Virote_Considon]

I like my women like I like my roleplaying games: Using an axe always makes me win.

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: it's not about the location, and it's not about who you're partnered with, it's about the intercourse.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Always starting at an inn, always ending in a cave.

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Spending all my time getting it started and ending with alot of arguing on the rules.

 

[dutchfire]

I like my women like my roleplaying games, they advertise that they're free, but in the end you need to pay to get access to all the features.

 

[scherbchen]

yikes. there are at least five here that really made me chuckle. need an hour and then I will, as primus enter pares (spelling? grammar? latin?), name the winner. just about all of these put the one I came up with to shame.

 

[member66170]

primus inter pares
if my studies of british cabinet conventions serve me right.

</off topic>

 

[scherbchen]

primus inter pares
if my studies of british cabinet conventions serve me right.

</off topic>

that sounds a lot better, yes.

 

[Fr8monkey]

yikes. there are at least five here that really made me chuckle. need an hour and then I will name the winner. just about all of these put the one I came up with to shame.

Just pick mine and get it over with... you know it was the best!

 

[scherbchen]

gnah! I hate to be the decider....

I like my women like I like my role-playing games: Spending all my time getting it started and ending with alot of arguing on the rules.

does it for me, though dutchfire and Firestorm94 came within an inch of claiming the prize.

here is my lame attempt: I like my women like I like my role-playing games - on insane there are more of them and you have twice the experience. (about to reinstall Icewind Dale)

the Fr8monkey has the floor!

Just pick mine and get it over with... you know it was the best!

hi crosspost!

PS: I lied about the hour. thought I was busy. wasn't.

 

[Fr8monkey]

So did I really win because I was funny or that I was being obnoxious?

Will be back in an hour... or will I? MWAHAHAHA!

 

[carmen510]

Heh. I'll be back for next round. Should be good.

 

[Zack]

Times almost up, monkey boy.

 

[choxorn]

It's past up now.

 

[Sharwood]

Hurry up monkey boy, I want to tell bad jokes already.

 

[Zack]

I'm growing impatient, monkey boy...

 

[Onionsoilder]

I like my monkey boys like I like my alarm clock: On time.

 

[Sharwood]

I like my women like I like my monkey boys: they take four times as long as they say they will to get ready.