Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Fr8monkey]

Sorry for the delay. Here we go:

Your Mama is like an imported car:

 

[Mise]

Your Mama is like an imported car: crammed full of Mexicans.

 

[dwaxe]

Your mama is like an imported car. Cheap, but illegal in some states because of safety regulations.

 

[Mise]

Your Mama is like an imported car: takes five comfortably.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I can't play in the weekend, so I must lose.

Your Mama is like an imported car: reliable.

That'll do it.

 

[dutchfire]

Your Mama is like an imported car: A nice ride considering the price.

 

[warpus]

Your momma's like an imported car: taking my full load in her back hatch

 

[Catharsis]

Your Mama is like an imported car: she came in a crate from a former Yugoslavian nation

 

[Veritass]

Yo mama is like an imported car: not much to look at on the exterior, but plenty of room on the interior to pack in anything you want.

 

[choxorn]

Yo moma is like an imported car: really good for packing stuff in.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

No opportunity for an intelligent joke here.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Your Mama is like an imported car: Cheap and overused.

 

[Zack]

Your mother is like an imported car: No matter how banged up she gets, she gets the job done.

 

[Veritass]

No opportunity for an intelligent joke here.

Intelligent jokes?!? I'm sorry, perhaps you are in the wrong thread.

 

[Sharwood]

Your mama is like an imported car: when I fill her with my liquid fuel she'll purr like a kitten for hours.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Intelligent jokes?!? I'm sorry, perhaps you are in the wrong thread.

Those phone jokes required thinking. Also, what are you so defensive about?

 

[cubsfan6506]

Your Mama is like A imported Car: People have sex with her a lot.

 

[Zack]

Your Mama is like A imported Car: People have sex with her a lot.

What idiot has sex with a car? Do you mean in her?

 

[Fr8monkey]

Times up! Good choices here. I have to go with...

Spoiler :

Your Mama is like an imported car: takes five comfortably.

Way to go. Here's mine:

Your Mama is like an imported car: Runs at a high RPM, hard to get out of first and has a leather interior!

 

[Mise]

To be fair, I cheated -- that was my second one