Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[KaiserElectric]

Subscription post. This looks fun!

 

[Zack]

Subscription post. This looks fun!

You could just go to thread tools and select "subscribe to thread" just so ya know.

 

[Mise]

You could just go to thread tools and select "subscribe to thread" just so ya know.

Are you criticising him for spamming?

Anyway since no-one cares that I won by cheating (!!!!!) I'll post the next thing:

I like my women like I like my curtains:

 

[Zack]

Are you criticising him for spamming?

I'm offended.

I like my women like I like my curtains: I choose when they open and when they close.

This was a hard one.

 

[raketooy]

I like my women like I like my curtains: only use them when I'm naked.

 

[carmen510]

I like my women like I like my curtains: Gives maximum absorption and helps me sleep.

 

[Zulu Impi]

I like my women like I like my curtains: as window dressing

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like my curtains: Always open, never covering anything up.

 

[Volum]

I like my women like i like my curtains: Chosen by my mum.

 

[Sharwood]

Funnily enough, this was the exact same object I was planning on using if I won.

I like my women like I like my curtains: out of the way, quiet, and always open for my viewing pleasure.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I like my women like my curtains: well hung.

No wait... there's something wrong there

 

[Mise]

@Sharwood: either we're both geniuses, or we are both sat facing curtains.

 

[tycoonist]

I like my women like my curtains: well hung.

No wait... there's something wrong there

i like my women like i like my curtains: pressed up against the window.

hmmmm

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like my curtains: The perfect pattern when new, tie them to a pole in my room and toss them later when in tatters.

 

[Gooblah]

I like my women like I like my curtains: picked out by relatives, pressed against the window, and providing a nice feel to the room.

Meh, pretty bad.

 

[Sharwood]

@Sharwood: either we're both geniuses, or we are both sat facing curtains.

I like the sound of the former better, but I get the felling it's more the latter.

 

[Onionsoilder]

I like my women like I like my curtains: No more then thirteen years old.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my curtains: No more then thirteen years old.

That's borderline rape.

 

[Mise]

24 hours is up, and...... VOLUM IS THE WINNER:

I like my women like i like my curtains: Chosen by my mum.

Spoiler my effort :

I like my women like I like my curtains: hanging lifeless from the ceiling.

 

[Volum]

24 hours is up, and...... VOLUM IS THE WINNER:

Spoiler my effort :

I like my women like I like my curtains: hanging lifeless from the ceiling.

I won I thought mine sucked Anyway, i couldnt think of any better, so, here's your assignment:

Yo mama is like a TV.......