Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

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I dont know wether to be relieved or frightened. :cringe:
 
I'm slightly aroused.
 
Fair verdict, I thought Catharsis' was quite good (though I thought mine was too & was hoping it would win).
 
Goddammit Catharsis hurry up! I have humour to share.
 
In two hours, (24 hour mark of his win), someone else should choose one for him.
 
Yo mama is like a vegetable garden: sure, some parts are edible, but there's manure everywhere and you got to make sure you clean it all first.
 
I like my women like I like my magazines:

Short, Intelligent and Stacked.
 
Your mamma is like a vegetable garden: hoed regularly.
 
Yo momma's like a vegetable garden- only insects like her.
 
Yo mama's like a vegetable garden: If you don't water her every day she dies.

Spoiler :
And we all know what I mean by watering, right? :D
 
Your mama is like a vegetable garden: The first lady is tending to it and the whole nation watches.

meh.
 
SORRY SORRY SORRY REALLY BUSY :blush:

Your mama is like a vegetable garden...

Overgrown, full of weeds and the droppings of other beasts, and locked up behind a tall fence.

Ripe and ready if the rabbits don't get to her first.

Full of hard carrots in the dirt.

Full of seed.

SPAM FOR THE WIN! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!


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