Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[warpus]

Your momma's like a vegetable garden: ploughed once a year by Mexican migrant workers

 

[carmen510]

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: Cheap, dirty, and filled with cucumbers.

 

[Sharwood]

I like my women like I like my magazines:

Short, Intelligent and Stacked.

Dude, what are you doing?

This one may only work for those of us in the antipodes.

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: I go to her every time I want to pull a few roots.

Spoiler :

To root is to have sex. Don't tell your parents I told you.

 

[dwaxe]

Yo mama is like a vegetable garden. There's green stuff growing on her.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Yo mama is like a vegetable garden, she's fresh, exciting and so inviting to me.

Yeah.

 

[Truronian]

Your mother is like a vegetable garden: a bountiful source of food in the event of a war.

 

[Catharsis]

There are so many funny ones here, it's hard to pick a winner! But not impossible.

And with that in mind, the winner is...

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...Kal'thzar!

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: If you can tame the weeds, you get a prize!

And here's my offering:

Spoiler :

Your mama is like a vegetable garden: a therapeutic activity for pensioners.

 

[Perfection]

Your mamma is like a vegetable garden: 6 feet wide and covered in manure.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Awesome, I preffered the Hoed one though

Try something more unusual (initial thought was nail clippers)

Your mamma is like a Google employee:

 

[member66170]

Do these all have to be your mamma jokes?

 

[Imrahil91]

Your mamma is like a Google employee: Nobody really gives a damn about her.

 

[Kennigit]

Your mamma is like a Google employee: she gives free porn to the world.

 

[Catharsis]

Awesome, I preffered the Hoed one though

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title.

Anyway:

Your mama is like a Google employee: everything she does at her job eventually ends up on the Internet.

 

[scherbchen]

Do these all have to be your mamma jokes?

agreed, I prefer the other category as well. but, hey, to the victor go the spoils.

 

[Zack]

Your mama is like a Google employee: She has two big round things.

 

[Perfection]

Your mamma is like a Google employee: has a 90% probability of being a dude.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Your mama is like a Google employee: Easy to find, occasionally fun to use.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title.

Yeah, thats why I came up with this one. I didn't go into it with any expectations (except vaguley internet)

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma is like a google employee: Easy to find, easier to get nudity, and even easier to put something into.

 

[warpus]

Your momma's like a google employee: probably still a virgin