Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Narz]

Your momma's like a google employee - please use her to search for meaning & are often disgusted by what they find.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Well, you see, I didn't want to award the win to anyone who came up with a line I'd already come up with while thinking up the category. ParadigmShifter did just that, and in so doing, put himself well out of contention for the title.

Anyway:

Your mama is like a Google employee: everything she does at her job eventually ends up on the Internet.

Great minds think alike!

Spoiler :

Fools seldom differ.

I was shocked when I didn't win I wanted to say forked and hoed regularly but went for the snappier line.

Yo mommas like a google employee, boring.

 

[Truronian]

Your mother's like a google employee: I'm feeling lucky.

 

[Sharwood]

Yo mama's like a Google employee: mention the Holocaust, her first response is always denial.

 

[Kal'thzar]

Some really good ones (that I didn't expect!).

And the Winner is:

Your momma's like a google employee - please use her to search for meaning & are often disgusted by what they find.

Well done Narz!

 

[warpus]

Narz's entry should be disqualified for improper grammar

Just kidding, and btw, this was supposed to be "google employee" and not "google", you lazy bastards

 

[Narz]

Narz's entry should be disqualified for improper grammar

Just kidding, and btw, this was supposed to be "google employee" and not "google", you lazy bastards

I thought Truronian's was the best actually here even though it technically didn't make sense. I didn't think I'd win this time around.

Technically mine does work. People do use the google employees to search, just as people use Thunderfall to interact here, without Google employees there would be no Google.

Here's today's

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids. (images)

off-beat but just the first thing that popped into my mind.

 

[Zulu Impi]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: 6 years old with huge heads.
I don't think its possible to be unperv with this one...

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: stupid 24 year old trash that sucks a lot.

 

[Kal'thzar]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: One man-made disaster after another.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: I only see pictures of them.

 

[Kennigit]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Half the quality but you can get twice the quantity, and most often found on the curbs of the streets

 

[Snerk]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Released in 1985 and designed to parody the Cabbage Patch Kids

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Flat with curvy bottoms.

 

[tycoonist]

i like my women like i like my garbage pail kids: with a nuke exploding on their head.

oh yeah

 

[Volum]

I like my women like i like my garbage pail kids: With easy to identify names like Sicky Vicky.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Unknown to a third of the world, repulsing another third, and unhealthily desired by the remaining third.

 

[Narz]

Ok, I can't say I was too taken by any of the offereings but to be fair my selection was a bit too specific, I think generality in these games offers more room for creativity.

z4ckdabeast, you win, step on up.

I like my women like I like my Garbage Pail Kids: Flat with curvy bottoms.

 

[Zack]

Woot!

I like my women like I like my cars:

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like my cars:

You just pump 'em full of power for three minutes & they'll run errands for you all day long!