Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Dumanios]

I like my Sexual experiences like I like my flame wars:With muiltiple people.

 

[cardgame]

I like my Sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: With multiple anonymous people I meet over the internet.

edit: can I make another joke?

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: When I've had enough, I leave the room

 

[Irish Caesar]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars...

Passionate, non-exclusive, and ultimately meaningless.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my sexual experiences like my flame war, short and sweet.

 

[Catharsis]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: dealt with firmly by Lefty Scaevola.

 

[Narz]

I'll give today's prize to Catharsis for the funny mental image (I've seen pics of Lefty ), honorable mention to cardgame for his 2nd try.

 

[echinococcus]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: ending with the actual spill of bodily fluids.

edit:

 

[Narz]

That one was pretty good too echnio

 

[Catharsis]

Sweet.

Yo mama is like your cooking...

 

[holy king]

yo moma is like you cooking,

best enjoyed when the meat is dead but not mouldy yet.

 

[classical_hero]

Yo momma is like yo cooking - best when the heat is just right and the bubbles are forming.

 

[choxorn]

Sweet.

Yo mama is like your cooking...

Yo mama is like your cooking: Terrible taste.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Yo mama is like your cooking...

Spoiler :

When using loads of salty cream sauce.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my Sexual experiences like I like my flame wars:

In the Pirates vs. ninjas thread

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Sweet.

Yo mama is like your cooking...

I got nothing

 

[Narz]

Sweet.

Yo mama is like your cooking...

Shared with the neighbors.

 

[Yeekim]

Yo mama is like your cooking...

...starting pandemics.

 

[Veritass]

Yo Mama is like yo cookin', 'cause this one time some random neighbor dude was, like, goin' down on her, and he encountered like a kernel of corn and some carrot pieces, and he said, "Oh, man, I think I'm gonna puke!", and, like, she said, "Hey! That's what the last guy said!"

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Well it has been past the time, so I shall pick up the work.

I'll mix the to: I like my woman like I like yo momma.

 

[Catharsis]

No thanks, Bobby.

Anyway, today's prize goes to holy king for making me feel a little uneasy.

yo moma is like you cooking,

best enjoyed when the meat is dead but not mouldy yet.

Mr King, the floor is yours.